Tim

The Panama Playlists, for when you just want to know what music the worst people in the world listen to while destroying civilisation:

panamaplaylists.com

a man in a black shirt and black pants is walking through a dirt field . Alt: That is one big pile of poopoo

Me: Let me try Mistral for a week so that I can get off of all these American AI platforms.

Me just le 36 hours later:

If you take one of these I have some bad news for you

X is so successful it just unceremoniously dumped its CEO in name only.

The only shocker here is that they announced it on Friday because they thought it would make waves?

Moonfall is one of these films that are so bad they push through the limits of what is expected and come out the other side as a fun way to spend 2 hours.

Horrible acting. Insane plot. Bad special effects. Horrible acting. Aweful writing.

7/10.

How bad are building guidelines in Moscow that people keep falling out of windows?

Nothing enrages me more than Wordlebot ascribing me more luck than its guesses.

Pro ⟷ Image Playground…

And here I was thinking Apple was going to screw up Pixelmator…

How will we ever be able to match the algorithms that power big tech?

Click a Pen ad, get served 20 different ads for competing pens.

Click a Ginger drink ad, get served 20 different ads for competing ginger drinks.

It works in mysterious and unforeseen ways.

The pitch: "I barely use Google Search anymore and neither do your customers”

The data: 89.45% of searches occur on Google.

a man is driving a car and saying sometimes my genius it 's almost frightening ALT: a man is driving a car and saying sometimes my genius it 's almost frightening

When your brain comes up with a cracking idea.

Fuckwits gonna fuckwit
Snowflakes gonna snowflake

Pretty weird that I’m perfectly able to predict who he voted for with a large degree of certainty

I’d love to do a few events there, but it’s just not worth it.

Nothing says: “come visit us” like stamping a passport unannounced with a 1 day visa instead of the usual 90 days. Then detaining the owner upon leaving.

I had already decided to skip the (at least) next 4 years of any travel to the US.

But if this doesn’t stop your plans, I ask you: what does?

Are you all thinking what I’m thinking?

Cage fight time!

Sometimes being stuck on the dumb dumb timeline can be extremely entertaining.

Most of the time it sucks though. But the occasional gems…

Just hook it up to my veins!

There’s no way this ends well for either of them. And I am here for all of it.

a man standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream ALT: a man standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream

When the two absolute worst people on the planet start feuding with each other.

In Collateral (2004), Tom Cruise gets shot in the ear and starts bleeding everywhere.

Which, according to 2004 science, made total sense.

It’s only in the last 11 months that have we learned the truth: ears are bloodless.

CMOs

Beyond parody

It’s not that there’s a high additional cost to buy them, it’s that they are too large, too heavy, too underpowered, and too fucking basic in finishings to drive here.

Fuck… I would pick a fucking Renault Twingo over a damn Cadillac.

I’m at this point just hoping to just to prove the point, the EU will implement a 25% subsidy on American cars… just to prove that no one wants to buy these total shitboxes here.

It’s almost as if giving unchecked loans to people to buy random shit they can’t afford to pay, was a bad idea.

Shocker.

Society: “Hey, listen, It’s not that we don’t appreciate all the easy writing tools now. But we’re seeing major issues when these tools are abused. So can you think of ways to fix that?”

Google: “Sure thing, here’s something that does the same with video & sound!”

Wow… Project Astra looks absolutely amazing.

Shame it’s total vaporware.

Freelance Consultant Dudes be like:
“Hi,

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