Elena Nesi

Do something REALLY good today like swirling grass about and putting it in your head! 😍

“Nerdvana”: LOVE

I KNEW it
#santaisreal #santapostalservice

Thank you for the compliment Doug ♥️ it means a lot!
I am so glad that my presentation helped shed some light on how we can contribute to save the planet.
Great article and great content at Superweek, as always!
Thank you for sharing your knowledge, you are one a great leader and inspiration for me.

If there’s a gattino I WILL KNOW

Wow Jenn that’s quite the compliment, thank you so much! Such kind words!
I am really glad you liked it and I managed to get my thoughts across 💚

Thank you for following! 🫶

I am such an happy kid thank you!!! 😍🥰🫶

You got me! 😉🇮🇹🤌

I’m sorry, “mild”?! 🙃😜

I like my salads entertaining and that’s not negotiable.
What is this perversion with steamed veggies and lettuce-only salads?
Make your salads entertaining people and you’ll find they can actually be pretty good.
F*ck the diet, life is too short to eat food that tastes like absolutely nothing.

physics of climate impacts 101:
- Stuff gets hot (worse heatwaves)
- Hot air holds more water vapor (heavier rainfall)
- Hot air is thirstier air (higher drought risk)
- Warm water is hurricane food (stronger storms)
- Hot water expands and hot ice melts (sea level rise)

Exactly! I know the high point of the curve is behind me when I start being polite again 😂

two men are sitting in a car and one of them is asking the other " did your little research did you " ALT: two men are sitting in a car and one of them is asking the other " did your little research did you "

Definitely that and several others to maintain a nice cardinality.
I see you know your Italian very well 😁

My #learning process involves a lot of rudeness towards the learning subject.
If there’s no insult to machines flying around in my room, you know I ain’t learning much.
The process normally starts with dummy_data.csv and inevitably ends with UnrepeatableCursewordInItalian.csv

@juliencoquet.com because you have more than one good reason, you shall be forgiven.
(Next year Imma push for another date 🤞🏻🔥🫶)

Didn’t get a ticket last time?
Don’t you worry, your next chance is just around the corner.

🚨 The next Ticket Release is Jan 8th at 10:00 CET! 🚨

Mark your calendars, and get ready to join us...Tickets go fast!

#MeasureCamp #analytics #data #conference #unconference

I am so checking out Qwant and duckduckgo now 🦆

Eheheheheh you’re right I did mean “f*king bread”!
I didn’t expect to miss it, but hey there’s no rest for the wicked is there🧑‍🍳

Websites you often visit use session hashing like it was fresh water, on unconsenting users too, but most people don’t realize that.
And you know why not? Because it’s NOT AS VISIBLE AS F*KING COOKIES.
That’s why.
And you expect your avg uneducated friend to notice? Cmon.
#fingerprinting #privacy

Absolutely! That’s a great idea!
I normally save them jealously for my soups

😂🥲♥️

“We can’t use cookies anymore, so let’s go back to fingerprinting with IP addresses, everyone!”

Am I missing something?
Can I go start screaming into a pillow now?
Asking for a friend.

Sorry never mind just noticed BIOS is locked. I ll keep thinking though 🫂

Only brainstorming here: Over clock and put next to a heat source?

Constantly claiming to be a victim is not a sign of virtue. It's a strategy for narcissists and psychopaths to get ahead.

People who regularly signal victimhood are more willing to lie, cheat, and steal.

Beware those who air personal grievances like every day is Festivus.

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Aho, manco fossero i ticket per il concerto di Adele 😂
Ci avete spaventato, per un attimo abbiamo temuto ci fosse un problema tecnico 🥲😅😂
E invece no!
Amici di @measurecamp-italy.bsky.social siete mitici!
A presto! 🔥🚀🍾💥

"We don't know how to fix this problem", says the only country in the world where this happens

(hint: it's the guns)