JaKe W @colbywinters - Bluesky Profile

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30.10.2023 14:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

30.10.2023 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He may have just been chewing on them but I think he was paw-tecting me!

29.10.2023 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It has just enough blackberry flavor to piss you off more than if it didn't have any at all

28.10.2023 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m dog-sitting and my sister told me to drink the White Claw in her refrigerator. I’m pretty sure I’ve had it before, but maaan… I just opened up a Blackberry and this stuff is disgusting. It’s like Old English for sad lonely white women

07.10.2023 02:46 — 👍 66 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 1

Today, just to annoy my therapist, I asked him, so how does my lack of progress make you feel?

27.10.2023 21:37 — 👍 196 🔁 82 💬 5 📌 2

Sex with my ex was comparable to a chimpanzee painting watercolour…

A few strokes and he was a complete mess.

26.10.2023 04:00 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

#BirdsArentReal

27.10.2023 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trainer: Tell me about your fitness goals.

Me: Diabetic Wolverine.

27.10.2023 16:15 — 👍 40 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

"Women are so complicated. I don't even know what they like these days."

1) Pockets
2) Snacks
3) Pockets full of snacks

You're welcome.

27.10.2023 19:25 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Awww buddy...
I'd kidnap ya! 🤣🤣🤣

27.10.2023 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those damn hidden fees...
🤣🤣🤣

27.10.2023 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No such thing as "too high"...
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27.10.2023 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

U can't trust people from st louis...
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27.10.2023 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me: I'm cool as a cucumber

Cucumber [in ray bans and a tiny leather jacket] are you though?

25.09.2023 21:34 — 👍 105 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 0

I got a whole bag of tater tots

27.10.2023 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*sitting all weird and faggy like*

27.10.2023 17:27 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

27.10.2023 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Broja cat is a dope ass band name

27.10.2023 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm saving up all my bluesky codes to get a bike

27.10.2023 15:52 — 👍 100 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 1

Passed out drunk and woke up to this...
He is a good guard doggy!

27.10.2023 04:13 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

reskeet if you’ve NEVER killed ANYONE

on purpose

13.10.2023 22:11 — 👍 77 🔁 25 💬 12 📌 4

Ya my numbers were always pretty even on twitter unless I had a tweet blow up or a tag was trending all day... then u can't keep up

27.10.2023 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens LEWISTON, ME—In the hours following a violent rampage in Maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this ...

"This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them."

26.10.2023 14:53 — 👍 2682 🔁 952 💬 39 📌 61

Right?
I follow everyone back here. I had someone complain that I wasn't following them and I checked and they weren't following me yet! I was like I didn't know u had an account🤣

26.10.2023 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't had this app long enough to get blocked or block anyone yet. Give it time tho...
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26.10.2023 19:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stampede.social

26.10.2023 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is the post button hidden behind the dashboard on this app?

26.10.2023 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They always put those things in the way

26.10.2023 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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