Cara/Glitz

Iggy Pup wishes you many happy returns 🩷🩷

some of the things Jaws ate

Front cover of Jaws in the style of The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Peter Benchley's Jaws (Eric Carle version) for @mitchbenn.bsky.social

Well, I've finally managed to find my way back on here after a long break... I'm far too lazy to deal with apps logging me out 🤦🏼‍♀️ anyway, here's a pic from this morning while I tried to work out what my dog had been secretly snaffling on our walk. I wonder...
#dogsofbluesky
#schnauzergang

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Me in January

They say you should never meet your heroes, because you never know when they'll decide to end their DJ set with an Uptown Funk/Seven Nation Army mashup 💀

Safely at my parents' with my dog who has already puppy-eyed his way to two dinners, in a bed next to the world's hottest radiator that I am not allowed to turn down for some inexplicable reason. Merry piggin' Christmas everyone 🥳

Worried about snacking too much at Christmas? Problem solved.

Autistics to Boris Johnson: don’t even fucking think about it Autistic people have issued a statement explaining to Boris Johnson that autism does not cause you to become a compulsively lying, law-breaking, nation-wrecking cunt. The statement encourages Johnson ...

“Oh no you fucking don’t. Seriously, you tosspot, you’re not one of us and we wouldn’t want you even if you were. Step one foot on our lovely spectrum and we’ll yeet you directly into the sun.”

thedailytism.com/autistics-to...

My greedy schnauzer trying his luck and begging with his little face squished on top of two pizza boxes.

Won't somebody please share with meee?!

#schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky

You know those 'happy memories' slideshows Google makes from your camera roll with friends, trips etc? Mine just showed me a collection of photos I've taken of pizza.

And in case anyone wants to know how my 🌲 mission went, it was a complete success* 🥳 one for me, one for my pals who recently became parents and had more important shit to do today.

*Except my tree is too big for my front room

Promo image for DJ Glitz' latest radio show called The Mojo Dojo Cara House. Features a brightly coloured photo of a horse's head.

I've uploaded my latest show for @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social here, the link is below if you fancy a listen 🥳

I'm feeling really proud of this one, it's full of *BOPS* because it's Saturday and that's just what we do 💁🏼‍♀️

www.mixcloud.com/glitter_tits...

A very good miniature schnauzer is sitting on a patch of frosty grass

Good morning Bluesky, couldn't find Iggy's usual collar for our frosty walk so fancy bow tie it is today.

#schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky

Been a while since I've been truly hooked/devastated by something on TV but #AftertheParty was magnificent.

As a born and raised Grimbarian I see no issue here.

Looking forward to playing a one-off Saturday show on @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social 12-2pm (GMT) this weekend. Usually ease myself in with some slow tunes but I'm going in HARD early doors 💃🏼🪩🕺🏼

Recs for heavy beats welcome and encouraged 🙏🏼 #electro #house #beats

Take it from me, you won't so much as look at another condiment ever again.

Today I have shamelessly used my dog as a ploy to entice people to my wedding fair stand and I have zero regrets #schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky

Just had my first bot engagement on Mixcloud, does this mean I'm heading for the big time? 🤞🏼

Happy birthday Oskar! 🥳 You absolutely deserve to be spoilt as much as possible.

Also, your beard is looking 👌🏼

Thursday is looking sensational over on www.cutterschoiceradio.com 🪩🥳 if you love eclectic beats, funky grooves and other musical adjectives give it a listen through the website or Radio Cult app 🔥 #openformat #independentradio #cutterschoice

If you're hooked on #breakbeat then you should tune in to www.cutterschoiceradio.com tomorrow from 5pm GMT 🎤🥳 the best that independent radio has to offer on @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social

There are two types of people in this world:

Those who find joy in kicking fallen autumn leaves into the air on a chilly walk, and those who know the impossible task of finding every last nugget of their dog's poo at this time of year.

We're sorry leaf gang, we did our best. #dogsofbluesky

Remember when you used to have a conversation with your phone in the vicinity and then all your FB ads were related to those topics? I miss those days.

Now I spend most of my time on Facebook puzzling over how it's got me so wrong.

A tour of Australia followed by a date in Cleethorpes is what dreams are made of. Top work sir 👌🏼🥳

An Instagram post from Taylor Swift captioned "I LOVE THE FALL"

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

Only 2 false starts tonight... 1 user error, 1 dreaded emergency loop of death but luckily both in the first 5 mins 🙏🏼

An eclectic medley of tracks from Hagop Tchaparian, Tricky, Fyfe and Tim Reaper to name a few. Be there Thursday from 12pm or be listening to something less good.
#radio #newmusic

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Currently pre-recording this week's @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social show because something called "work" has been rudely added to my diary.

Gonna jinx the last 40 mins by saying this is one you shouldn't miss 🙏🏼

Listen Thursday 21st 12-2pm - set reminders folks! 🪩🩷 www.cutterschoiceradio.com