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Just a night? A week there is more likely

25.02.2026 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What even IS a quality husband to that generation? I think Ciara and Lindsay and all the rest of women on the show are simply done with men. What else is there to do but laugh at, ridicule, call them out when not one of the boys are showing maturity, commitment, growth except maybe Carl?

20.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today and every day you mean

19.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you experience afterlife?

18.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does your man even love you if he doesn’t put on something cute on tv for you to enjoy while he’s off to do something else in another room? ❤️🫶🏻

16.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A glory hole but for giving me money, silver, gold, visas, passports, citizenships outside the us…

15.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another boomer wins

15.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this Ganges river?

10.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a bald man in a pink leopard print shirt says " i ain 't gonna lie " ALT: a bald man in a pink leopard print shirt says " i ain 't gonna lie "

09.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My milk buns brings all the boyz to the yard but they sadly are trespassing and can’t read my no solicitors sign

08.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a black jacket says scrambled please on a pop buzz ad ALT: a woman in a black jacket says scrambled please on a pop buzz ad

Our brains?

06.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thought this was Erika Kirk’s Halloween costume before getting my glasses

02.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fake everything, all about appearance ali iz daleka, ne gledaj blizu

31.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character says eat me big boy in yellow letters ALT: a cartoon character says eat me big boy in yellow letters

22.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing shorts and a hat is walking down a street . ALT: a man wearing shorts and a hat is walking down a street .

Jorts should be the required uniform to play

22.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made a mistake this week skipping my morning coffee for a more hydrating electrolyte drink…big mistake. My husband deserves compensation.

19.01.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie with the words that 's absolutely terrifying ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words that 's absolutely terrifying

19.01.2026 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kupi 20 pari iste vrste, sve stare u trash, problem solved

19.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finished another 3D puzzle, this one is a beautiful gazebo with musical and floral elements

19.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really enjoyed putting this 3D 🌸 sakura treehouse puzzle together, the round swing is my favorite detail

19.01.2026 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man covering his face with his hand with the words " it was just me wondering if you were still alive " below him ALT: a man covering his face with his hand with the words " it was just me wondering if you were still alive " below him

19.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love this library themed Book Nook. Touch light, fully enclosed (no dusting required), hours of fun putting together. 10/10

19.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a silver shirt is standing in a room with her arms outstretched . ALT: a woman in a silver shirt is standing in a room with her arms outstretched .

As full of shyte as her adult diaper

16.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dopest too

16.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard and mustache says i want you to do something for me ALT: a man with a beard and mustache says i want you to do something for me

I imagine this is actually a younger Rade Šerbedžija aka Boris the Blade playing “Giovani” for our amusement

25.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does flushing one sound like gargling noises? lol ur-eye-nal

23.12.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a drawing of a cat with the words `` you are purrfect '' below it ALT: a drawing of a cat with the words `` you are purrfect '' below it

18.12.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any medical professionals wanna comment what is going on with this man?

18.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me as a therapist: honey, send me a picture of that man you’re crying over, I need to see this clown

16.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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