succmeister

That gardevoir is abt to make out with his sister in the first episode

Arent those the lyrics to that one undertale song

you ever seen domesticated girlfriend or whatever the fuck that anime is called

soyjacking ahh album cover

Top?!

g is a hard letter, shame that it has to represent /g/ and not a cool phoneme like /χ/

warhammer reference

top?!

woke up
fell out of bed
got the most amazing head

why has bussy never been word of the year, it has made and destroyed MANY people's lives

back in the day men had mustaches because they had the manners to at least tickle the cooch when giving head before we invented the female orgasm

so no head?

anyone remember when we were little we all went on bigdickbitch.com and jerked it together (in the dark)

you cannot believe the shit i write down here that I realise right on time is too fucking stupid to post

Fuck off, I’m not watching LinkedIn reels

i posted this yesterday morning when I woke up and I was busting for a piss and inspiration struck me like a divine revelation

the ol' fursuit making pneumatic drill

the countdown has started.

thank you all.

boutta rewatch the dutch dub

actual anime kino

no pakistan on bluesky? guess we're going back to x

I have no urethra and I must piss

Thinking about what the weird little wooden things between train tracks are called

Relatable but except fursuits it’s load bearing structures in public schools

Local supermarket moved the wall back like 10m like it’s a fucking video game expansion

Thinking about rebar

i am under attack already

who up wonking they willy