Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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You can joke about Pam Bondiβs ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but Iβm deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. β This should shake everyone to their core.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Imagine not knowing what K9 could do for over four years.
Now you know why he shouldβve won the 2021 Heisman Trophy.
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Congrats K9! MVP! #GoGreen
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Happy for K9! And nowβ¦BRING ON BASEBALL SEASON! β€οΈπ€βΎοΈ
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Elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! β€οΈπΆπ°
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Feels very dark that every ad is AI, crypto and gambling.
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I will never tire of watching Lincoln the eagle. π¦
#flyeaglesfly
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Fuck ICE
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What a halftime show!
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RICKY yassss
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all these ads are geared toward people our age because they think we have all the money but the joke is on them. 8 or 10 guys have all the money.
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Itβs half time, and that means itβs time for one of Americaβs most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
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The Dunkin de-aging AI nightmare followed by the garbage level effort from Coinbase. The bar is in hell.
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I am so psyched for Project Hail Mary and really hope Iβm not disappointed.
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Nothing major, just didnβt call out Michigan State when they introduced the players. Instead, he said Memphis.
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Whyβd K9 diss MSU?
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This is real, and itβs located near Teslaβs flagship London store in Tottenham.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeareβs Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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a baseball field with a mascot on a cart
ALT: a baseball field with a mascot on a cart
A very happy truck day to all who celebrate
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The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. Heβs a target because heβs black, because heβs media, and because heβs a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. Itβs deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.
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Trump launched an affordability-focused midterm campaign for Republicans this week, traveling to Iowa to give a speech about how good his presidency has been for the cost of living.
That's going about as well as you'd think. Here POTUS is saying he is going to keep housing prices high.
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This will be, or should be, featured in a million campaign ads
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Mad King demands guards search homes of everyone who said he didnβt have clothes
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
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If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot
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