Nin

Piss off the left, who make up most of your voters.

Piss off your centrist MP's.

Try attract the right-wing, who are so politically stupid that they dont even realise that you're right wing too.

Wonder why everyone hates you

Starmer is a politically autistic moron.

Why have New England got a 12 year old trying to run the ball?
#Supetbowl

I know 2 things about the #Superbowl

1. It's a 60 minute game that takes 4 hours.
2. New England are cunts.

I have not. Will do some research on that now.

Did I miss Lord Of The Flies? Fuck

I've been saying it for years

Blue Make America Great Again hats.

Take their slogan and use it against them.

Szoboszlai you cheating prick, you just cost me 8 points.
#FPL

Bomberman is basically the perfect multiplayer game.

The Grass Is Greener Mob should be very careful about what they wish for, and maybe take a look at other clubs who have sacked successful managers because they weren't successful enough.

All parents used to have a friend like you.

Used to.

This is the last time I'm going to comment on this Vonn debacle.

What is the point of team Dr's if they're not going to protect athletes from their own stupidity?
#WinterOlympics

This drone camera really just emphasises that these people are fucking mental.
#WinterOlympics

I've got coffee, a blanket and I'm watching the skiing. Kind of feel this is what Sunday mornings are meant to be.
#WinterOlympics

Stupidity brings it's own form of karma.
#WinterOlympics

My mother was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer but had forgotten it 6 hours later. So when she asked me, I had to break the news to her.
Fun times.

This thing about a fully ruptured ACL is absolute horseshit and anyone who's had a significant cruciate knee injury knows it.
#WinterOlympics

"You realise I've got a knife in my hand, right?"

Bloody knew it. Trippier is an absolute waste of space.
#NUFC

Osula > Wissa
#NUFC

Trippier looks completely done.
#NUFC

Bloody hell, we're finally getting Wissa + Woltemade. About time. #NUFC

We can make billionaires not exist.

Norwich has a London street? We want it back.

Understandable really. Near impossible to sing in cold weather, let alone opera.

So we're all OK with pretending that Bocelli isn't miming then?
#WinterOlympics

Anyone who does Luge is a fucking lunatic. I'm afraid of flying and I'd rather go skydiving than throw myself down a mountain on a bloody teatray.
#WinterOlympics

I'll be honest, I was very confused for a moment because I thought that was Kelsey Grammer.

+1 point for Cat Stevens
-1 point for Zlatan
#WinterOlympics

I'm not. Submissiveness to authority is built into their DNA from a young age. They're all mouth and no trousers.

Stop waiting for him to die. Make it happen, be proactive.