Tim Bob

Accidentally filmed a deer pooping in my backyard. Don’t worry I stopped before I got gross.

Bring on the snow. I’m cozy.

Nailed it

Exactly

“Frederick, why don’t you work?” they asked.
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”

Ultimate Pumpkin Pie Recipe The type of pumpkin used to make canned pumpkin purée is very close to sweet winter squashes like butternut and honeynut Making your own fresh purée from these varieties will give you the best possible pumpkin pie, one that’s both ultracreamy and richly flavored Just don’t be tempted to halve the whole squash and bake it still in the skin

For the ultimate pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving, skip the actual pumpkin.

I hate Gay Halloween. Why didn’t everyone just dress as Hyacinth Bucket?

I will not have the opportunity to dress as a member of the lollipop league this Halloween. It would have been hard to settle on which one any how.

God I look like my father. He left the world an a snowy Buffalo Halloween 2 years ago. He doesn’t leave my heart or my thoughts for a second. He is my constant companion even the face in my mirror. Also Happy Halloween. This celebration of the dead and the living should always be happy.

I hate gay Halloween. So.. one of you is Donald Trumps hairpiece and the other is his mother’s.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Maude’s boa?

You know someone is gonna dress like you now. Brilliant.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy?

photo of my left hand with dark green long press on nails and my right hand with pink glitter press on nails as my right hand holds my left index finger

photo of me in the holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity halloween costume

i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

Diana Muldar in the Muzzy children's language commerical

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the lady from the Muzzy commercial

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're a transgenic mouse who just lost their research funding?

Where are my #medlibs

The authenticity is stunning. It’s hard to tell which is the original.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

I think I’d like the updated version better.

Freddie at his grand piano at Live Aid with Pepsi cups full beer (probably).

I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you and your friends are dressed up as Freddie Mercury's Pepsi cups when Queen performed at Live Aid 1985?

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the raw meat that Joan Crawford kept feeding Christina.

Trump Wades Into Bailout Politics in Offering a Lifeline to Argentina

He can’t keep the government open but he’s going to bail out Argentina?!?!? What happened to America First? Wasn’t that the whole reason for electing this monster?

YouTube video by TheGrue Slayer Rikki Tikki.

Rikki-Tikki Tavi was badass and adorable. Two qualities I’ve strived for my whole life.

I’ve come down to this opinion. People should not kill other people. When they do people get very upset and don’t make space for other people. All the “what abouts” I can find does not give license to not be empathetic.

#kimmelshouldapologize

“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK

I’ve come down to this opinion. People should not kill other people. When they do people get very upset and don’t make space for other people. All the “what abouts” I can find does not give license to not be empathetic.

#kimmelshouldapologize

“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK

This is also 100% as well.

I’ve come down to this opinion. People should not kill other people. When they do people get very upset and don’t make space for other people. All the “what abouts” I can find does not give license to not be empathetic.

#kimmelshouldapologize

“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK

Pizza Friday. Clam and anchovies & Margherita. #pizzafriday

A week or so in the lives of the baby robins living under my deck. O