Carlos II, Rey de España 🇦🇹🇪🇸🐝

What do you do in Antarctica when the snow seals you inside your tents?? First, you dig out. Then you bake a cake. In Antarctica this tasted like fine pastry. At home it would be a doorstop. Deception Glacier, Antarctica Jan 2019. #antarctica #paleontology 💙🧪

Read the Leaked Rubio Dossier Trump camp details “lightweight” Marco Rubio’s liabilities

Read the Trump campaign's 551-page vetting dossier for Marco Rubio leaked to me:

been a minute

Alright Bluesky, due to developments in the news that some of you may have noticed, I’m back on this platform to give it another try and see if it can be a Twitter alternative 🤷🏽‍♂️

How’s everyone finding it so far? Who do I know here? 😉

nah

Should I tell Twitter I’m here? I don’t want to inadvertently cause an influx of all the worst accounts on the internet.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

REAL

The collapse of Twitter has made it much harder for me to advertise myself and my work. I illustrate bones and skeletons, mostly of dinosaurs and pterosaurs. I offer heavy discounts for academic customers.

Further examples of my work: www.skyemcdavid.com/gallery

The FBI Knocked On My Door The powerful federal agency tries to edit me

The FBI visited me over my decision to publish the JD Vance Dossier.

Exclusive: Israeli Military Censor Bans Reporting on These 8 Subjects The highly unusual, English-language order for the Gaza war breaks from the secretive and informal way IDF censorship normally works.

Israel has issued a censorship order directing media to “submit to the Censorship all materials dealing with the activities of the Israeli Defense Forces.”

Read the full order here:

Glad to see my tax dollars at work🫡 absolutely nothing better could be used with it

Leaked List of Weapons the U.S. Secretly Sent Israel List includes thousands of Hellfire missiles, which Israel is using in its Gaza operation

The Biden administration has tried hard to conceal the nature and quantity of the weapons it’s provided Israel for its war on Hamas. So it’s with a heavy heart that I must now report that an internal Defense Department list of the weapons has leaked, reproduced here:

"if you think hitler was right say it to our faces"

"okay"

elon musk: "true!!"

Majority of voters in new poll worried US could be drawn into Israel-Hamas war Over 80 percent of Americans are concerned that the U.S. could be pulled into the war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza, according to a new poll. The Quinnipiac University poll, released Thursday, f…

Over 80% of Americans are concerned that the U.S. could be pulled into the war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza

U.S. Quietly Expands Secret Military Base in Israel Government documents pointing to the expansion of a classified U.S. base offer rare hints about a little noted U.S. military presence in Israel.

The U.S. is quietly expanding its secret military base in Israel, just 20 miles from Gaza

Коротко о твиттере в последние два дня 🤪

Report: Habsburgs Stopped Inbreeding One Generation Short Of Producing Perfect Human Specimen PRINCETON, NJ—After studying the family’s genetic abnormalities over the course of many generations, a team of Princeton University researchers concluded in a paper published Wednesday that the Ha...

"Sadly, while they didn’t know it, if the Habsburgs had committed incest just one more time, they could have created a superhuman far beyond the realm of our wildest dreams."

agree

Learning stuff is cool

is this allowed

1999: elon starts up x.com - an internet bank - with some other guys
2001: board decides to rename it to paypal because x is dumb
2017: elon buys x.com back from paypal because it has "sentimental value"
2022: elon says he wants to make twitter an internet bank
2023: time is a flat circle

i'm being sued by twitter for stealing the trade secret of "posting"

threads is where antivaxers go to post shit like “PRAYERS NEEDED 🙏🙏🙏 this morning my uncle jurth mcfurty went home to jesus (discharged a pirate blunderbuss directly into his dick & balls) prayers for his eight children, who are now in the caring hands of neighborhood raccoons,”

A tweet that reads "People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day."

“Ohhh I see what the problem is. The ribs you were eating were too big” - Fred Flintstone’s mechanic