@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
God called me. It was an assdial.
Pax Christi New Jersey thanks to everyone who continues to help families with detainees inside Delaney Hall
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05.08.2025 10:44 β π 26 π 13 π¬ 0 π 1Authentic magats are not literate.
They follow the tattoo of the war drum.
Take away their beer and their Slim Jims (chow dee dow) and youβll have your revolution.
We (honkies) murdered spiritually advanced societies to rape and ravage a pristine paradise.
I didnβt but I am a result.
We inculcated our three headed beast torture circus religion and the best of us scraped the earth for treasure while enslaving our fellow man.
Kiss my Irish ass you hounds.
Of course he cheats at golf β itβs the one arena where he still pretends to win at something.When you lie on the scorecard, youβll lie anywhere else.
05.08.2025 11:33 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0When we were kids during the hot Southern California summers we would ride our bikes up to the public Olympic sized community swimming pool to cool off.
We used to believe the news.
Now there are floaters, bad odors and a general unwelcoming sheen of mendacity that discourages
belief.
Sad indeed
Well, I couldnβt let the night come to an end without wishing this extraordinary man a very Happy Birthday.
05.08.2025 02:27 β π 234 π 48 π¬ 7 π 4You canβt give what you ainβt got
And
You canβt lose what you ainβt never had.
The year I was born and the year Eva Peron was mummified.
05.08.2025 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buckminster Fullerβs precursor to the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
We are all connected to that tragedy on the Pennsylvania Highway when some Jolly Roger went and let the dogs out.
I inadvertently did the same many years ago.
I wept the tears of an ignorant madman when I was chided
for my rough house ways.
Now Emmet, you realize why they are called pit bulls and who is responsible.
Also, letβs not forget Yorktown where six thousand redcoats soiled their shorts in capitulation.
Cornwallis returned home to his pretty bulldogs and somewhat tardy orthodontia.
Amaryllis belladonna
(Naked Lady)
Smells like bubblegum
The only way Trump is leaving the Whitehouse is in a coffin and Iβm not so sure that he leaves then. I think he plans on being entombed in the Whitehouse.
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04.08.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Howβs this for a band name!
Nihil Lipstick and the not holes.
Tax the shit out of them!
Tax them into a grouping and hose them down with the inescapable foam of human conscience.
Peel them like pesky rodents dragging jetsam pizza down the iron stairs of their refrigerated hearts!
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04.08.2025 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You dare call me mistaken?
I was referring to the little white figure with the black eye.
Clear proof lad.
And the tongue on ya.
St. Elmo guide us!
Well then letβs have it!
Itβs your blurry nose Iβd be pickin young Hercules.
Iβll twist that cavernous thing into somethin useful like a cistern.
You could front a vocal melange called the cistern brothers or maybe pirates.
We Yar family! No?
Thereβs the dark βLoomerβ that drags its left leg like Karloff.
04.08.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt forget the roving mushroom.
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I wish to freely admit that I personally am housing and protecting the missing Mexicans from the House of Texas.
They have found safe harbor at my rambling seaside fortress on the California coast.
I am close friends with the king of California and he says itβs OK with him.
Come try and get them!
Daily smile for today... βΊοΈ #dog #cat #dogday #catday #bluesky
03.08.2025 14:00 β π 8255 π 1026 π¬ 158 π 58Lighten up on the old guy.
When you get the opportunity to pinch a loaf you take it.
Hands on the post!
This is a stick up!
Stuck with it, eh?
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