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God called me. It was an assdial.

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Post image 01.03.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2624    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 19
Pax Christi New Jersey thanks to everyone who continues to help families with detainees inside Delaney Hall

Pax Christi New Jersey thanks to everyone who continues to help families with detainees inside Delaney Hall

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05.08.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Authentic magats are not literate.

They follow the tattoo of the war drum.

Take away their beer and their Slim Jims (chow dee dow) and you’ll have your revolution.

05.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We (honkies) murdered spiritually advanced societies to rape and ravage a pristine paradise.

I didn’t but I am a result.

We inculcated our three headed beast torture circus religion and the best of us scraped the earth for treasure while enslaving our fellow man.

Kiss my Irish ass you hounds.

05.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he cheats at golf β€” it’s the one arena where he still pretends to win at something.When you lie on the scorecard, you’ll lie anywhere else.

05.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When we were kids during the hot Southern California summers we would ride our bikes up to the public Olympic sized community swimming pool to cool off.

We used to believe the news.

Now there are floaters, bad odors and a general unwelcoming sheen of mendacity that discourages
belief.

Sad indeed

05.08.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I couldn’t let the night come to an end without wishing this extraordinary man a very Happy Birthday.

05.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

You can’t give what you ain’t got

And

You can’t lose what you ain’t never had.

05.08.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The year I was born and the year Eva Peron was mummified.

05.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buckminster Fuller’s precursor to the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

We are all connected to that tragedy on the Pennsylvania Highway when some Jolly Roger went and let the dogs out.

05.08.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I inadvertently did the same many years ago.

I wept the tears of an ignorant madman when I was chided
for my rough house ways.

05.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now Emmet, you realize why they are called pit bulls and who is responsible.

Also, let’s not forget Yorktown where six thousand redcoats soiled their shorts in capitulation.

Cornwallis returned home to his pretty bulldogs and somewhat tardy orthodontia.

05.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amaryllis belladonna
(Naked Lady)
Smells like bubblegum

05.08.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only way Trump is leaving the Whitehouse is in a coffin and I’m not so sure that he leaves then. I think he plans on being entombed in the Whitehouse.

05.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How’s this for a band name!

Nihil Lipstick and the not holes.

04.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tax the shit out of them!

Tax them into a grouping and hose them down with the inescapable foam of human conscience.

Peel them like pesky rodents dragging jetsam pizza down the iron stairs of their refrigerated hearts!

04.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

04.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You dare call me mistaken?
I was referring to the little white figure with the black eye.
Clear proof lad.
And the tongue on ya.
St. Elmo guide us!

04.08.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well then let’s have it!
It’s your blurry nose I’d be pickin young Hercules.

I’ll twist that cavernous thing into somethin useful like a cistern.

You could front a vocal melange called the cistern brothers or maybe pirates.

We Yar family! No?

04.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s the dark β€œLoomer” that drags its left leg like Karloff.

04.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget the roving mushroom.
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04.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wish to freely admit that I personally am housing and protecting the missing Mexicans from the House of Texas.

They have found safe harbor at my rambling seaside fortress on the California coast.

I am close friends with the king of California and he says it’s OK with him.

Come try and get them!

04.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daily smile for today... ☺️ #dog #cat #dogday #catday #bluesky

03.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8255    πŸ” 1026    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 58

Lighten up on the old guy.
When you get the opportunity to pinch a loaf you take it.

04.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hands on the post!

This is a stick up!

04.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stuck with it, eh?

04.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
10.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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