EmersonFridge

A bunch of my buddies like playing ggst, not sure of their particular skill levels since I don't play fighting games. If you'd like I can steer them your way because they seem very desperate to play more lol

Poop soup bread

We're at the "weak men create hard times" portion of the flow chart, unfortunately

The other options were 100% super paper mario, play abiotic factor alone, or kill myself

You'd never believe that the only one to get zero votes was abiotic factor

Ran a poll by my friends and one of the options was "work out until I get a six pack" but nobody believed I'd actually do it until I said every option on the poll was serious

Now I have to work out my core every day until I'm shredded

Ate some peanut butter I'm chilling now

It's an exact replica of a toddler having a bad moment except I'm far more sentient and capable of doing irreparable damage while in this state and I simply have to thug it out

Without social interaction, food, and sleep, I immediately abandon the notion that life is good and I'm doing well and fully commit to "it's over for me I need to kill myself or I'll suffer like this forever" while in the same circumstances that make babies cry

Narrowed down the fact that my much stronger suicidal ideations are when I haven't spoken for well over 6 hours, I'm hungry, and I'm tired. If all three of these things happen at once I start hovering over the gun in my bedside stand

Good ol classic Iggy's Reckin Balls on the N64, what would I ever do without it (that game is really fucking hard)

It was a wesker reference, I didn't convey it well

Excellent game, have fun with the seven minutes he has to play with you!

My blood pressure in my head is actually through the roof judging on how prominent the veins on my head are so there is a real problem here but I will simply thug it out

Horrible headaches since I started eating more butter and bigger meals. Clearly I'm dying. However. Buttery burger

I fully believe that it's impossible to understand an emotion you've never felt before and the more you understand the better you are and embarrassment leads to understanding so I don't think we should teach our kids that embarrassment is bad

I drilled a hole through asbestos tile in my closet many years ago and coughed heavily on that dust and did not air my room out afterwards and I just remembered that so when I have very aggressive mesothelioma in my 40's I just have to know that I killed myself for ethernet

I was cooking at work today but unfortunately the cooking must come to an end and I must suffer forever because I know my luck is gonna turn around I am not savoring this period of good luck because the switch is gonna destroy me if I do

People don't seem particularly thrilled to have me around any more, kinda sucks

The package says it's "10 grit" so clearly it's perfect for the job

Yeah dog I gotchu I just got off work at the sandpaper factory and they sent me home with a bunch of extras

Do you need a hand 😳

I don't judge other people for doing that, I don't think I ever have. But that won't stop me from feeling like I'm overbearing so I actively exclude myself from open invitation events

I hate open-invites more than anything else because it makes me feel like I'm inserting myself into a situation in which I'm not welcome and I fucking hate inserting myself into situations that I don't get directly invited to

Quickest manic swing of all time I'm down from my narcissism and I'm back to background character

HELL no

I've been pushed to the absolute brink of instability again and my self hatred has totally switched around to massive egotism so if I come across as far more self centered for the coming weeks that is why

Am I gonna take progress pictures? Hell no. Nobody gets to appreciate my body but me

I've been procrastinating working out for several years, only doing enough to try and keep my core from completely failing me and folding me in half while carrying boxes, so this is a good opportunity. Maybe I finally won't hate how I look if I actually keep it going

I have finally come to the conclusion that I should start working out because my friends are busy like 5 of the 7 days a week until far after I'm in bed or asleep so I'm gonna be trying to take a break from my phone for the most part and prioritizing exercise during my evening hours