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“Fruit Chews”

Featuring the ever popular vanilla fruit. #vanilla #fruit

OR, get this… they needed a beer? Hotdog?

Good question, Junior!

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Same one

Remain rooted in your beliefs.

“NutPeg”

See previous entry

Oh. My. Word. 👑

Lesssmoke 💨 💨 💨

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People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

Nutmeg is just short for NutMargaret. Or maybe that her sister, NutPeg.

I know. I read it and felt the same way I felt when I read about Tom Hanks harvesting circumcisions to remain forever young. I didn’t have a response. Her page is that of a stand up comedian so maybe it was all a joke 🤷

These are wild times.

A wild conspiracy about Walz being in cahoots with the Minnesota politician murderer.

This was a response to a question I posed about the difference between the two…

Cyclists belong on the sidewalks. Always and forever.

My brain will not allow AI to properly infiltrate it because my heart beats cynicism through the body of a staunch contrarian. I don’t trust real people, but I’m supposed to think these robots are now in my corner?

Entry level pesky devil

Donald Scrump is an megalomaniacal ass clown

I’m 44 years old and prices have never come down on anything, ever. There’s only one thing I can think of that’s still the same price as it was 9 years ago, and that’s a 1.75 of Windsor Canadian. I was in a liquor store for the first time in about 9 years the other day, and it was still 15.99.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Whyyyy when I’m at the Dr and I tell them “my neck hurts” I feel the need to point at my neck at the same time? What part of my brain goes “ya better point at it or else they might not know which neck you’re referring to…”

Given they're pursuing felony charges, they will at some point have to convene a grand jury and get an indictment for this to move forward. A criminal complaint does not suffice.

I have two things to say about the judge being arrested by the FBI.

1. Obstructing immigration is illegal but also morally correct.

2. I don’t believe a word the FBI or ICE says. They are lying. The judge is innocent.

Welp, it’s too fucking late. You let him in after you said he was immune from prosecution for an insurrection. Did you think he was just gonna go all “awww shucks” on us all of a sudden?

But 34 felony convictions will get you the presidency.

34 convictions from blowhard in chief suggests hypocrisy is once again afoot

J Prince has always embraced Drake because he/they (J Prince and his son) take a lot of credit for helping Drake blow up.