Nick Fernandes

Ok I was obviously drunk here but I do think my body looks incred

You Can’t Do Better!

A rainbow colored arm holds a gun at a guy's head. The caption says put the pronouns back in the email

Made it work

When I bought this sailor outfit I didn’t consider it would make me look like Donald Duck

3 year investment in getting hot really starting to pay off

I said what I said.

I hate that RHOSLC is edited like Memento now

*Oklou voice* And if I’m woke enough!

Said I didn’t like the JADE album at gay guy birthday party last week

Watching an 18 minute IGN video game review requires as much emotional investment and energy as watching Jeanne Dielman

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

The sheep on Alien: Earth

Love that the structure of Silksong is literally Part 1: Metroid, Part 2: Castlevania

Some of the “trump is dead” posts are truly manic…wild to see a bunch of people who consider themselves smart and informed get swept up in misinformation. I understand how QAnon happened now.

In Metal Gear Solid 1, you fight a cyborg ninja who says "We are neither friends nor enemies. I've returned from a land where such terms are meaningless." Then he says "I'm going to kill you." A guy nearby says "Whoa, this is just like anime" and then pees his pants. 10/10!

The fact that not one single newspaper in this country is running the headline "If you're thinking of seeing this movie, 'Honey, Don't!'"... arts criticism is dead.

Boyfriend literally did this during the Daryl Hannah fight scene in Kill Bill

Gonna start posting my workout pics here so Instagram doesn’t get sick of me

Pretending I don't care about my copy of Donkey Kong Bananza so it gets here faster.

It is so funny to me that there is a major HBO show with Carrie Coon and Christine Baranski and they have only shared ONE scene together in three seasons.

Bro, last night we did something the Entity would never expect...

Curiously, the wallet inspector, who showed such a keen interest in protecting my money and belongings, has yet to return with my wallet.

I like how Suikoden I and especially II seem to be all about the horror of war etc., but sometimes you have to take a detour to kill Dracula

Getting in the best shape of my life just to die of mad cow disease in 6 months 🤪

Gay guys (my boyfriend) will watch Patricia Arquette turn a car around and say “I’m gagging”

I’m the CEO of going to a 4 PM movie and then having a leisurely dinner afterwards

Listening to the Vox Lux soundtrack to hype myself up for The Brutalist