Denise

Wild chickens take over Miami while some embrace roosters as a cultural symbol Flamingos, pelicans, herons and parrots are just a few of the wild birds that call Miami home

Once in a while I forget #Miami is basically a different country and then I come across a national article talking about our local street #chickens and the impending #peacock war as if this wasn’t normal 🐓 vs 🦚 abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

I can hear my mom watching the papal conclave coverage from the living room like it’s the Super Bowl and a Hollywood red carpet all together.

She did not love when I asked if they were gonna televise it like a reality show or boxing fight and if this was the opening ceremony 🤣

“Erroneously”

Crickets are just bouncy, loud influencer cockroaches narrating their every move. Change my mind 🦗 = 🪳

Me, getting routine labs done (routine is a bunch of vials for my diabetic ass)

Phlebotomist: oh man, your veins are so thin. I’m gonna have to use a butterfly…

Me: thanks, it’s the only naturally thin part of my body

Phlebotomist: cackles and drops the butterfly

Me: sorry 🤣

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Holy shit The Substance was possibly the most revolting movie I’ve ever watched 🤮 More than The Fly and The Human Centipede

Demi Moore is AMAZING.

Uncomfortable from start to finish.

It was awesome!

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If someone’s wearing glasses in a horror/ suspense thing, they always end up dropping their glasses & shattering the lens.

I’ve work glasses my whole life, had my share of drops & dumb accidents, I can honestly say: I’ve NEVER cracked or shattered my glasses.

Clearly I’m a superhero🦸‍♀️

#Netflix Announcing record profits in the same conversation as a price hike is tacky.
New content’s been weak.
Make a tier for people who don’t care about all the live events they are trying to sell us on. It makes the whole platform crash regardless if people are watching live event or not

Finding it harder to justify these price hikes with the quality and quantity they have been churning out the last couple of years.

Anyone else’s fb account auto-followed the felon? Also hearing reports of follows for The couch-lover and the First Lady (not Elonia, she ain’t in there)

Bonus points for most of the “supportive” comments coming from bots in Africa and Russia 😂