Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey

But it wasn’t until we actually played the full video for him (cause we’d only heard the first 15 seconds til then) that we FINALLY REALIZED THE SONG 🤣🤣🤣

So then we had to go knock on our daughter’s door so we could make her go 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 about it too

🤣🤣🤣🤣

She was, indeed, 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

It was fun 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: Soooo, you know Sam Haft? Composer of like every Hellaverse banger?

BB: 👀 Yeah??

Me: That’s HIS BAND!

BB: *stares at me like I’m a fucking liar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣* SHOW ME!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

So we showed him the above-linked video, pointed out Sam with his green hair, and enjoyed seeing him just as gobsmacked 🤣

First we approached our youngest because he’d retained the most enduring enjoyment of FNAF over the years.

“Hey, [baby boy]? Got a crazy question for ya! Does the name ‘Living Tombstone’ ring a bell?”

BB: 👀 Yeah. FNAF music! Why?

Did the dots connect immediately at the song title?

No, cause we didn’t process the song title right off the bat 😂 #AuDHD

We only processed “Oh! Living Tombstone! That’s Sam’s band! *click*”

15 seconds in, the tune and style began to ring dusty bells of forgotten familiarity!

YouTube video by The Living Tombstone The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (Live)

Fast forward to today!

A decade later! And almost 2 years in the #Hellaverse fandom! We’re aware of Sam Haft, of course, and we know the name of his band.

A video they posted 3 days ago showed on our YouTube Recommended and FINALLY CONNECTED THE DOTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

youtu.be/Cw8nNnR6v6s?...

She actually was the one to first show me the video for it and explain the lore behind it.

And one thing I remember her telling me when she first showed it to me was that it helped her to cry when she otherwise felt unable to 😭

The song stuck with me, but I’m shite at remembering band names 😅

So!!!

A decade ago, my daughter was processing some pretty horrific shit she had endured.

My kids were all heavily into the FNAF lore and music that came out around that *time.

#ItsBeenSoLong was a song that my daughter particularly hyperfixated on back then 🥺

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1. Uhhhh… Shit, this seemed like a good idea until we had to think of things 🤷🏻‍♀️
2. Stolitz-obsessed 😂
3. Mental breakdowns and bitchiness on main? 😂

"Nobody is going to really know what you can do until you do it, so make that animation, that story, or that comic. When you're really passionate... don't shy away from that!

...people respond to passion more than you think!"

- @vivziepop.bsky.social 🫶🤘💖

#HazbinHotel #HazbinOnBroadway #Hellaverse

The fact that so many people don’t comprehend the difference between rape and kink is fucking alarming and makes it feel too fucking miraculous that there are safe people to engage in kink with.

As it stands, that knowledge comes from hearsay rather than personal experience

He didn’t play any main cast; he’s simply listed as (voices)

My beloved drama queens... hearts too naive (and nerves way too fragile) for their world! 😭❤️‍🩹
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #CharlieMorningstar #Stolas

OMG that’s funny! 🤣

Our youngest had also gotten us to watch Helluva back when Spring Broken was as far as the series had gone, and even he didn’t realize Sam’s involvement until today 😂

Seeing him and our daughter go through the “WHAT?!?! YOU’RE LYING!!! SHOW MEEEE!!!” process was HYSTERICAL! 🤣

I smell a Richard Horvitz on this one because of the Billy and Mandy-style of the animation 😂

*goes to check IMDB*

IT IS!!! IT IS A RICHARD HORVITZ!!!!

*scans the rest of the cast*

DAYAMN, that cast list is fucking STACKED!!!! Jennifer Hale, Grey DeLisle, all the way down to Clancy Brown?!

*(yes, we and our kids are currently aware as to why Scott Cawthon can go fuck himself with the rest of the pro-Zionist genocidal GOP fuckwits. Our kiddos were more than fine to drop FNAF like a bag of shit for a ding-dong-ditch when we told them about what Cawthon uses FNAF money for)

But it wasn’t until we actually played the full video for him (cause we’d only heard the first 15 seconds til then) that we FINALLY REALIZED THE SONG 🤣🤣🤣

So then we had to go knock on our daughter’s door so we could make her go 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 about it too

🤣🤣🤣🤣

She was, indeed, 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

It was fun 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: Soooo, you know Sam Haft? Composer of like every Hellaverse banger?

BB: 👀 Yeah??

Me: That’s HIS BAND!

BB: *stares at me like I’m a fucking liar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣* SHOW ME!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

So we showed him the above-linked video, pointed out Sam with his green hair, and enjoyed seeing him just as gobsmacked 🤣

First we approached our youngest because he’d retained the most enduring enjoyment of FNAF over the years.

“Hey, [baby boy]? Got a crazy question for ya! Does the name ‘Living Tombstone’ ring a bell?”

BB: 👀 Yeah. FNAF music! Why?

Did the dots connect immediately at the song title?

No, cause we didn’t process the song title right off the bat 😂 #AuDHD

We only processed “Oh! Living Tombstone! That’s Sam’s band! *click*”

15 seconds in, the tune and style began to ring dusty bells of forgotten familiarity!

YouTube video by The Living Tombstone The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (Live)

Fast forward to today!

A decade later! And almost 2 years in the #Hellaverse fandom! We’re aware of Sam Haft, of course, and we know the name of his band.

A video they posted 3 days ago showed on our YouTube Recommended and FINALLY CONNECTED THE DOTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

youtu.be/Cw8nNnR6v6s?...

She actually was the one to first show me the video for it and explain the lore behind it.

And one thing I remember her telling me when she first showed it to me was that it helped her to cry when she otherwise felt unable to 😭

The song stuck with me, but I’m shite at remembering band names 😅

So!!!

A decade ago, my daughter was processing some pretty horrific shit she had endured.

My kids were all heavily into the FNAF lore and music that came out around that *time.

#ItsBeenSoLong was a song that my daughter particularly hyperfixated on back then 🥺

Y’all know that feeling when you know OF a name, but you didn’t realize that you already knew of its significance?

Take @livingtombstone.bsky.social for example.

Familiar with the name, thanks to @samhaft.com but did not realize until today that we were previously familiar with their music! 🧵

This makes so much sense omg

...from mockery to serious injuries - it doesn't bother her in the slightest. But the memories... it stops her cold. The saddest part is that a few minutes later, she is back to her old self, scolding Nifty and comforting Charlie, the trauma successfully repressed once again.

...the trauma she went through as an exorcist. Charlie has no idea what Vaggie is going through at this point. She is bearing this alone - maybe out of shame, maybe out of a desire to spare her partner from the same trauma. Vaggie has brushed of everything thrown at her so far...

The shot of Vaggie after her flashbacks broke me. She is unable to speak, and wraps her arms around her shoulder and waist in an effort to steady / comfort herself. Charlie notices but seems more confused than concerned, which means Vaggie has not yet opened up to her about...

HE IS THE MOMENT #hazbinhotel

Honest to gods, I actually LOVE IT when batshit things end up having all the dots connect into one big

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

OMG this is so cute 😭😭😭😭😭

@murrielberries.bsky.social my Kitty-Blitzø partner in CAT!!!!!