JB 🐻✨🍉🪩

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

atx ❤️🙂‍↕️

this is so….😭

a woman is sitting at a table with a candle in a candle holder . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a candle in a candle holder .

The upcoming Imaginary Gay Chart to be released on Sunday, October 12 has officially received the most vote submissions in the brief history of the chart! Voting is open until 12 AM ET tonight, be a part of herstory and vote today! forms.gle/s5i9P8pswLCE...

survived another event

he’s just like me 🥲

honestly Japanese Maple Trees are some of my favorite trees, I’m just a delicate, tight hole in the ground sir

“Yes Baby” by Madison Beer reached a new peak at #2 in its second week on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week! The banger is challenging to spend a third week in the top 5 next week.

following the release of her album, Vie, and her performance on the season premiere of SNL, Doja Cat debuts two tracks on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week! “Gorgeous” debuts at #7 and “AAAHH MEN!” debuts at #17! Both tracks are challenging for a second week on the chart next week, be sure to vote!

I do feel like @garbageday.email hit the nail on the head earlier this week when they said we’re essentially in a very slow moving Civil War.

learning this week that i work in a wildly straight field lmao

*spends one week in Texas*

so there are these two divas that are challenging for their first #1 on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week…

guess i’ll just continue to drink a gallon of coffee every day instead

alana haim in One Battle After Another

Olivia Dean has the #1 song and album in the UK, and has also reached #1 on the Imaginary Gay Chart for the first time this week with “Man I Need” !!! This timeless bop reaches the top in its 7th week on the chart, following the release of her critically acclaimed album: The Art of Loving.

help, i’m still at the restaurant (with a billionaire)

when will my room service cheeseburger return from war

you know what, that’s the exact right score

take an aura picture, read it and tell me who i am

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so this should have been the main album cover

🎃 BOO! It’s the Imaginary Gay Chart top 20! (chart dated October 5, 2025) 🎃

i’m in a waymo

Austin is kind of solidifying itself in 2nd place behind Chicago on my list of favorite US cities that aren’t DC

not “Eldest Daughter” being the first new Taylor track i hear out at a gay bar

sorry but imagine thinking “the NFL sucks” is a winning message in the US when like 50% of straight men base their entire identity around their favorite team

hell yeah