JB 🐻✨🍉🪩

you’re not a bear, you’re not an otter, you’re a capybara

David Corenswet is MARRIED to a WOMAN

It’s the Imaginary Gay Chart Top 20! (Chart dated December 7, 2025)

going to a hockey game after Heated Rivalry went viral

why is adam sandler calling everyone “puppy”

why was i surprised to see Greta Gerwig in Jay Kelly

if there are any professional hockey players that are waiting to come out of the closet until the end of their career out there, i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free

Sniffies releasing a hockey jersey amidst Heated Rivalry mania is so…

when the third episode of a show is a fruity little bottle episode not about the main characters

the critics choice TV nominations are making me realize i’ve almost completely stopped watching scripted television lmao because what even are some of these shows

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as a gay hockey fan, episode 3 of Heated Rivalry is…such fantasy fulfillment. oh my god.

okay so Heated Rivalry is the kind of show that i have to watch immediately to not be spoiled by the internet, got it

he’s giving Eureka O’Hara in that one interview where she couldn’t sit still on that stool

so it’s happened. (snow)

he is not fit to be president, and we have years before the next election. if you’re willing to settle for him and his harmful policies, that’s got nothing to do with me ❤️

let’s try a complete sentence next time!

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romance is tertiary to why i wanna see this guy get his own episode of this show

you’re right, we should focus on other things he did! like personally dismantling homeless encampments and platforming white supremacists like Steve Bannon

it might not be this week but he almost certainly has bottle episode coming!!!

i’m hearing unconfirmed reports that this week’s Heated Rivalry could focus on Hockey Daddy

New Threats From The Soul by Ryan Davis & the Roadhouse Band on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 9:21

cannot believe im going to hear this song live tonight music.apple.com/us/album/new...

we didn’t even queen out

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🤭

Halle Berry you will always be famous

"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."

youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY

what if i meet the love of my life at the Ryan Davis & The Roadhouse Band concert tonight? what then?

forgot we were getting the deluxe sam fender album tomorrow

the way this line from Scream Queens has come to define our entire political/cultural/social apparatus…