Alex Chousmith

I was on the Oreo website and I clicked Accept All Cookies.

Now we wait...

Look, getting older means realizing your parents had no idea what they were doing and that they tried their best, and 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚, 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙘𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙭𝙚𝙧𝙨.

are… pickles … bread? 🤔

Do people keep flying because they choose to keep flying? Yes. Is there incentive then to make the system any better? Hard pass. Ugh.

Nah. There’s no safety regulations to worry about on the moon, James

So the algorithms just made them seem not as appealing as the archetype of super villain buying massive amounts of land on a Hawaiian island to build a doomsday bunker?

giant skeletons were in place after 4th of July. Pumpkin Spice everything coming in a week or two. it’s basically xmas already.

or, maybe, counting is hard?

it's just one of those days ...

Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

3️⃣ Kick the tires. Get a sense of the mechanics. Noodle. Play. Experiment. Practice. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

Power Mac G4

Liquid Glass has been hiding in plain sight for decades

🤔 “we’re playing Climate Pledge Arena, what should our stage presence be like? Smoke machines & lasers!”

What if the real Artificial Intelligence was the podcast bros we found along the way?

This was the Tsunami update I needed.

what CMS or hosting was that article on where some different cApitalization caused a 404 instead of redirecting to the proper casing? 🤔

feels like arbitrary “1300px seems like a fair breakpoint” “minus 17px or so for browsers that still show scroll bar gutter space” maybe?

Interesting! The multiple times we’ve ridden the MAD version over the last couple years, especially on days when we could get on for the regular GOTGMB in the morning and then MAD after noon, it felt like the MAD version goes up and down even faster / more aggressive. My kids loved it 😆

Prepping for the return of Monsters After Dark? 🤞

How about 6 months instead? Oh sorry our schedule is only out through the end of October. Please call us back in a few months…

crescent moon reflects on water below the night sky

good night moon

I had a dream there was a massive alien invasion and the humanoid aliens came to talk to me and my kids and I was like “Sorry, you have to speak louder!” and then realized I was wearing my noise canceling Beats headphones. In the dream. So that’s how this week is starting off I guess.

sorry, not ever

like, is there some discord chat going off that we’re missing out on?

Things are so bad, the planet is calling for Batman.

Money keeps piling in every year, rates jacked up for the week, no incentive to do better

YouTube video by Always Sunny Archive I'm da Maniac - Extended Scene - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Season 5

youtu.be/BzGKXJzfZB8

M.I.A. Paper Planes but the gunshots and cash register sounds are replaced with Slack notifications