@bmikeyp.bsky.social
Dad jokes in a dad bod draped in dad shorts.
He is Risynergy.
20.04.2025 11:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Milliam Vanilliam
13.04.2025 04:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When Mike gives you hard lemons...
09.04.2025 23:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0LET'S GO, GATORS!
08.04.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chicago
August 8, 2004
Never Forget
We get it, Atlanta plants... YOU'RE HORNY.
31.03.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots.
30.03.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them.
Spring has sprung.
Hear me out: Menthol Jolly Ranchers.
29.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Second place overall in our 2025 Math Mania.
29.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sent an old trailer for it back when I was still in the Discord.
It has its own Secret Level episode if you have Prime.
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
26.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ayyeee.
25.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I finally deleted X."
*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
I can't suspend my disbelief enough to watch a show where work doesn't still call and email you non-stop when you're out of the office.
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19.03.2025 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shout out to Smucker's Goober.
19.03.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flash: The Prestige
19.03.2025 13:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meteoropathy is a special kind of hell.
16.03.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just saying, @capcomusa.com...
15.03.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Wes Anderson's CLUE
13.03.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?"
11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
There's no crying in Spaceballs.
06.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I get one of those HOA Pardons?
04.03.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mine is 69.
04.03.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social...
02.03.2025 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon.
I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...
Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.
YOLO.
Oohhh, that makes me wonder...
If the starters DO have a new typeset for final evos, will we get Megas for both the new Kalos ones, AND their OGs?
