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As a Newcastle fan, I’d say Slot was right with his comments about Murphy, but that’s on Slot not Salah.

Isak’s movement & positioning against centre halves was brilliant and, as a right footed right winger, Murphy didn’t cut inside but delivered the ball quickly before the defender could adjust.

07.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re right. Salah’s statement is bad, but his behaviour nowhere near the scale of Isak.

07.12.2025 12:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You might not be #Nufc but apparently Salah has the same script writer as AlexanderToxic

07.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dig

07.12.2025 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the hell is FIFA doing giving a peace prize in the first place?

Who won the Nobel Balon D’or this year?

07.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, I agree.

04.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not sure if it’s what you meant, but I don’t think NUFC are just booting it in the air to Woltermade.

To be honest, I’m happy if they get it to him at any elevation because the man is just pure class.

04.12.2025 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it’ll be a few games before we see a start. Initially more likely off the bench for a few minutes here and there.

01.12.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think there probably is a bit of that and also a bit of genuine caution.

If he plays the full 90 tomorrow night we will know 😂

01.12.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t think they can do that unless NUFC refused to release him, which I don’t think is the case.

If they thought that he was actually fit enough they could have just picked him. Then we couldn’t have done anything.

Likely that both club and country have agreed he isn’t tournament ready yet.

01.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m about as interested in his opinions on football as I am interested in his insights on nuclear physics.

01.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, he just hadn’t got back from the Marseille half way line in time for the Saturday kickoff.

30.11.2025 09:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’s just in the nature of new stadiums. I can’t think of an example of atmosphere being better in a new stadium than the old one.

30.11.2025 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pickford nutmegged, lobbed and two flaps. Good day all round. #NUFC

30.11.2025 09:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our dinosaur themed away strip appears to have distracted Pickford #NUFC

29.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣 🦖

29.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In that case the question is who shouldn’t we have signed?

29.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he said how much he liked it here then 3 months later went on strike to force a move which he claimed had been “promised” to him a year earlier, that is something we wouldn’t like.

Not treating us like idiots and being honest & realistic about the situation, that’s fine by me.

07.11.2025 16:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#RoBurnto-Carlos #NUFC

05.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not convinced about Pope either, but Ramsdale made exactly the same kind of punch when he didn’t need to last week.

Pope was poor on Sunday but if we are judging on that match we will be struggling to field a five a side team on Wednesday.

04.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It didn’t rain.

Beyond that I’m struggling to think of anything positive.

02.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looked quite handy to begin with so can’t wait to see the improved version.

31.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to laugh at the Spurs fans singing “Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that”.

1. We have won the competition that qualifies you as “Champions of Europe”.

2. By your definition we should be singing “Champions of England..” after winning the Carabao Cup last season.

#NUFC

30.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have a few to choose from, but it has to be has to be Dalglish. He took it one of the best and most exciting teams anywhere in Europe and made them uber defensive relegation candidates in a one season.

26.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Is it just me that thinks Liverpool’s current defensive problems are down to Van Dijk’s poor training regime at Southampton?

#NUFC

26.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it just me that thinks Liverpool’s current defensive problems are down to Van Dijk’s poor training regime at Southampton?

26.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

They want £150 for him but I can’t see anyone paying that.

25.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Liam O’Brien v Mackems

25.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully they keep that up for another 10 days.

24.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone who thinks FFP and PSR are about either fairness or sustainability is kidding themselves.

If you want fairness then create a spending cap which is the same for all.

For sustainability just look at the balance sheet, allow investment but not withdrawable director’s loans.

Not about that.

24.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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