Tessa Blanchette @piratessa

Oooo in a gift basket? ;)

04.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hero.

01.04.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right? Regardless of the type of sauce.

14.03.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, in his noodly wisdom, said
"I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastards."

You gotta care for you first. <3.

14.03.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can we get Canada to invade the US and liberate us? Asking for a friend.

14.03.2025 03:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely.

11.03.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hah! Yes!

08.03.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooof, I totally relate.

06.03.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.

28.02.2025 21:26 — 👍 28867 🔁 5741 💬 289 📌 265

The only immigrant I see taking away American jobs is a billionaire from South Africa.

26.02.2025 02:24 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

25.02.2025 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

So pretty normal.

29.01.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

21.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Login • Instagram Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

Facebook made this link not work. What a surprise.

Everyone keep breathing. Let's organize and get to work.
www.instagram.com/reel/DFEmAAB...

21.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm going back to the lesser dystopian nightmare of Silent Hill 2.

21.01.2025 04:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be aware everyone!

Facebook just made me a follower of JD Vance without my consent. This isn't OK.

Yep, gonna have to migrate to other playforms and let Facebook fade away like Twitter.

21.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I always got your back. And your hugs.

15.01.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not how tariffs work...

15.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hugs

15.01.2025 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reposting with alt text.

14.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Kids being gen x and millennials.

09.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sources confirm that Luigi Mangione was found innocent. The shooting was actually performed by one Mark Zuckerberg.