Morgan

I am no longer convinced that Sam Altman understands what an electron is

Wait, Cold Rodium? Brilliant! Why didn’t we ever think of that! This will revolutionize the power industry, surely. 🙄

Would he be quartersawn or flatsawn

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

@schumer.senate.gov You stupid asshole I am going to lose my health insurance because of you. Are you happy? Did you get what you want? Because you FUCKED us. You fucked all of us.

A five-inch California golden trout held in a man’s left hand, with a Parachute Adams in its mouth and a stream and marshland in the background. The trout has a dark, almost black dorsal surface with similar dark parr marks and a garnet stripe along its lateral line. The lower body has a golden hue and the belly is orange-red. The gills have a splash of iridescent pink.

A seven-inch California golden trout lying on marsh grass. The trout has a dark, almost black dorsal surface with similar dark parr marks and a garnet stripe along its lateral line. The lower body has a golden hue and the belly is orange-red. The gills have a splash of iridescent pink.

A seven-inch California golden trout held in a man’s left hand, with a Parachute Adams in its mouth and marshland in the background. The trout has a dark, almost black dorsal surface with similar dark parr marks and a garnet stripe along its lateral line. The lower body has a golden hue and the belly is orange-red. The gills have a splash of iridescent pink.

A four-inch California golden trout held in a man’s right hand, with a Parachute Adams in its mouth, in the background are marshland and a fly rod. The trout has a dark, almost black dorsal surface with similar dark parr marks and a garnet stripe along its lateral line. The lower body has a golden hue and the belly is orange-red. The gills have a splash of iridescent pink. The setting sun casts another layer of golden glow across the image and is particularly photogenic. The first three-fourths of the man’s middle finger is missing due to a woodworking injury.

Somewhere deep in the Sierra there are still little bits of gold to be found.

Not for long with you people

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

My wife was curious, so we are watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, a movie I have not seen in about 25 years. This is a bad movie, but when this locomotive came onscreen I made what my wife is describing as “autism noise”

Ooooooooof

wait shouldn’t this be absolutely colossal news?! I can’t even tell anymore

The administration seems to be acting like they’re just going to drop some pits off at Sam Altman’s house and it will be fine.

Man, even our awful jingoism used to be better. This would just be a gross AI video today.

One thing that makes
me genuinely sad about not having kids is that I’ll never get trolled by my own children. It’s such a moment of pure communal joy to get one over on your parents.

How much you need

It’s your webcomic and if he doesn’t like it he should stop reading. He doesn’t get to harass you on social media - that’s what the Patreon is for (/s)

The Democrats will always lose because Obama refused to build the Death Star

Had the reactor previously been defueled?

having now spent the better part of a week in chicago, i can attest that it is in a state of low-level warfare where ordinary chicagoans are forced to defend themselves against a lawless occupation force while avoiding open violence. the general mood you feel on the ground reflects this reality

Brian just spiking that cold open ball like Longinus spiked our Lord and Savior in the side

The interior of the White House in 1950, completely gutted to just the exterior walls and the dirt below the foundation. Foreground is a bulldozer, mid ground a truck, and in several spots are steel scaffolds that support the structure.

It’s also worth noting that, while incredibly stupid, this is pretty minor - in 1949 the building had to be completely gutted and rebuilt over the course of four years because it was about to collapse. I’m happy people are radicalized but it’s not even the same building.

I used to get a 90 day supply until Kaiser decided that wasn’t a thing anymore and let me tell you, faaaaaack

I’m excited to work on the future demolition of a fascist victory arch

It’s just so romantic

would be very fun to make all of trumps regimes bluesky accounts the most blocked accounts on bluesky

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Can you imagine how good it feels to be walking that thing around and literally having the bad guys recoil. Like actually wielding a holy artifact.

Not a One Piece fan, but “luffing” is a term from sailing that refers to having angled your sail too far into the wind so much that your sail is flapping, dumping and not generating momentum. If Luffy is who Thiel identifies himself with, I think he’s calling himself an idiot

They should give him the prize in literature as a bit

Spotted on The Golden Bachelor for like four frames