*Sitting outside* "Oh...I haven't smelled campfire in a long time. That smells good."
*Remembers I live in a downtown setting*
"Why do I smell burning?!"
@chrico88.bsky.social
Just an exhausted, sarcastic gay man. Reader, gamer, coffee drinker, lover of animals and social justice.
*Sitting outside* "Oh...I haven't smelled campfire in a long time. That smells good."
*Remembers I live in a downtown setting*
"Why do I smell burning?!"
So deflating to see that you get assigned a male InstantCart shopper. Let's see what I get today. 🙄
05.09.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can no longer play the NYT Mini Crossword for free. My world just got a little darker.
03.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
From Justin to Kelly is free through Prime. 🤣🤣🤣 The absolute pinnacle of ridiculousness and camp!
Why is Burlesque the perfect movie?
15.05.2025 07:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally watching season 4 of The Boys. What were these writers on?? I love it. 🤣
23.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we all PLEASE stop putting "my keys, typically" under the "What are you looking for?" section in dating apps. You're better than that.
18.04.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First time in AZ. I walk to a gas station to buy a pack of smokes. I hand the cashier my ID. "No worries, man. I remember you."
My brother in Christ...I can assure you, you do not.
That was the quickest security experience I've ever had at DIA! Now, to relax and enjoy my tea before my flight to Phoenix. Off to train the AZ team!
14.04.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TAKE MY MONEY
06.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PINK fans. Watch out for her very first Funko POP! Landing next week ~ #PINK #Trustfall #FPN #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
05.04.2025 17:10 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0💙🩷🤍🩷💙
31.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need these Denver temperatures to figure themselves out. I swear I've got whiplash.
21.03.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what we call WINNING AT LIFE.
16.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My weather app widget on my home screen just said it is 0 degrees and that there's an active tornado. I'm outside. It's 45 and partly cloudy. The fuck??
15.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y'all...this season of the Traitors is wild. I'm getting no sleep tonight! #TraitorsUS #Season3Finale
07.03.2025 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is finding end tables so difficult? Am I in the minority of people who DON'T want/need their furniture to plug into the wall?
26.02.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did the same!
24.02.2025 11:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Were a joke.
19.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Done and dusted. I can finally breathe!
19.02.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're well overdue for some smiting and destruction.
19.02.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's superior to both, in my opinion.
18.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hardest thing I've ever had to do...but, in time, it'll be for the best. First weekend in my new place. Haven't lived on my own in a LONG time. Have to get used to that again, but I'm excited for my mental and emotional health to thrive. Here's to a new chapter.
10.02.2025 05:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good for you, though! My life has been flipped upside down, so I don't see myself quitting in the near future. But, it's a goal.
07.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's get this circulated!! 😤
06.02.2025 12:43 — 👍 17109 🔁 10499 💬 800 📌 810This is the content I needed today. Thank you!
06.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven't watched this in SO long! #NoFear
05.02.2025 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd be right there doing the same thing tbh
05.02.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My God, starting over is hard. Just filled out an application for a new apartment, dollar amounts of new furnishings add up quick, and my brain is in a million different directions and I am so exhausted all the time.
I still love you. I still care for you. But, it's time for me to move on.