Orc Bitch

What a life...

Consulting the muscle tomes

I do not trust Smiling Friends enjoyers

The lyric "but the point is probably moot" in Jessie's Girl has the awkward application of someone who JUST learned what a moot point was and is itching to shove it anywhere they can

Bought the cheapest cream cheese I could find for my bagels and as expected it tastes like clay

26 days

Grainy grayscale nocturnal urban landscape with collage elements. A lit tunnel exit faces a staircase doing down, sided by 4 lamps. Over the tunnel there are several levels of road, on the first of which a bus is passing. The highest level is a highway bridge that tops the scene.

Grainy grayscale nocturnal urban landscape with collage elements. A hilly park with concrete stairs swooping up the hills. Lamps are lit along the way and the atmosphere is foggy.

Grainy grayscale nocturnal urban landscape with collage elements. Big stairs taking more than half the height of the picture lead to an open area where a cathedral can be seen. There are modern buildings on both sides of the stairs, as well as some palm trees. Somebody is on the treadmill of a 24 hour gym.

Free shipping Friday at my store (great for non US residents), and here are some available pics that are old and I don't share often, but am still fond of:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/luis...

Spent a day upstate bouldering with my crush and I think she likes me a whole lot....but not romantically 🥲

Nurse? Will you bring in my big new pair of Pagliacci Penis Snippers? He's got an appointment for later today and I can't wait to strap him down and lop off that stupid clown pecker. Anyway, sir, go ahead. You were complaining about some bull shit

Whenever I start to feel sad about the lack of love in my life, I remind myself that it is a privilege to be loved at all

Realized I've been missing doses bc I woke up with a boner

Then: Lil sweetie
Now: Lil sweetie

Is he still up there

I think this only becomes a negative when you're indulging the idea of yourself as a sad lil guy too much. Very easy to accidentally start making your present miserable by never letting go

I think it's okay to have regrets and to be able to mourn the lives that you could've led. I think with the mainstream use of psych terminology our culture now expects instantaneous healing, like knowing the name of a thing means the work is done

I envy Brazil. I get so much enjoyment seeing their fascist big boy become grievously ill every week

What kinda hormones do I take to look like a brick shithouse of a woman

Really loved Sable if wandering far-future wastelands uncovering little secrets is your thing

My brain HATES it when I derive joy from anything

aging out of the online trans community (being out for 5+ years)

Transitioning because of FOMO

Getting juiced

Ah yes, Sydney Sweeney. My favorite Sondheim musical

SoundBLASTER??? Seems dangerous

Everyone says Hozier is a lesbian but he's not. He's just a subby guy who likes to be pegged

Thank you for saying it

You're tellin me the singer of Born to Run is a dude? Get real

Bruce Springsteen is a lesbian

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Can only eat nuts and seeds. Gun so heavy he can hardly lift it