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obviously I'm biased, but I'd say try it for 2 months and see how you feel. life is too precious to spend it wondering

ok I've had 2 drinks so now I'm brave enough to ask you if you've considered trying laser hair removal, possibly supplemented by exogenous estrogen

accidentally beholds you

LMFAO

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a selfie of me. you can kinda see a vague facial hair shadow

the good news is that I finally have enough facial hair for there to be some stubble visible by 3pm if I shave at 7am.

the bad news is that the facial hair is weirdly patchy and also T acne.

the good news is that injecting testosterone feels really really good regardless of awkward puberty stages.

I walk around with rows of medals pinned to my jacket like a Soviet general. Every one of them is for "Redefining a Healthy Masculinity for the 21st Century".

the surrogate corpse collective is pleased to report it has reached a deal with the ian account

what if I look at you with big sad eyes (threat)

it is very important to remember that we are going to win

me when i fucking GET YOU [a video of a baby animal recieving hundreds of tiny kisses]

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oral minoxidil!

it's so fucking kawaii that they invented a pill you can take that makes you hairier

no offense

oat milk is like if they accidentally made soy milk bad instead of good

I think he would be flustered and awkward but ultimately flattered by the attention

he lives in a box in the corner of my apartment and I love him dearly

naming my new wifi network thomas b/c that's a respectable name for a respectable young man

are we certain this class isn't a psyop?

image of a guy holding a fish. it originally was captioned with "I always say 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it was a good morning, I'd be fishing" but I edited it to say "I always say 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it was a good morning, I wouldn't have just had to find a tampon"

gm to men on their periods and men on their periods ONLY. the rest of you can have a neutral morning of quiet contemplation.

the surgery that makes it so u can purr

and then I guess we're all spitting on you

you can be the most blatantly transphobic man ever but if your shoulders are narrower than mine I'm bringing you to pride

every cis man with a short midface is an ally whether or not he wants to be

a guy once told me he didn't want to turn into his father by transitioning - guy said he was going out for a pack of smokes and never came back. I told him, what's wrong, is the tough guy afraid of the smooth taste of camels and the open road

date idea i thrash about and gnash my teeth

boys make terrible earthworm biologists. can never find the clitellum

If you ever see a cat in public it is your civic duty to assist that cat with whatever matters it is currently engaged in, regardless of legality or personal financial cost

[winning any award no matter how small or inconsequentia] I’d like to thank bill clinton