andrea ✿

Dream come true 🥲

Screenshot of a youtube video clip from Sesame Street 1969 of the song "One of These Things is Not Like the Other" where Bob points to 4 abstract shapes, 3 of the shapes are rounded and one is jagged

I was looking for the "one of these things is not like the other" song and I found an early Bouba and Kiki

(in the video he literally calls them Flugles and Krinklys)

If Pluribus was a comedy, its commercial tagline could be: "Out of many, FUN!"

yes please and also make hasan read something by joyce beforehand haha

look at all of these commie corridor entitled hipster white millennials

this was truly a 50/50 shot

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bluesky has accurate trending topics and so i saw rufus wainwright on the list and i thought it was gonna be bad but turns out he's just canadian

Screenshot of my Spotify playlist called "spookjan stevens: a sufjan list for halloween" and the description: "if you're uneasy, you're welcome." The album art is an image of Nosferatu where I photoshopped him to be listening to Sufjan's album Carrie & Lowell and crying.

Gotta plug my carefully curated Sufjan Stevens halloween playlist over here: open.spotify.com/playlist/1Tz...

Please listen in order and laugh at the cover art. Yes there are 3 Christmas songs on it 🎃💀🧛‍♂️

ai still can't do typography which means i'm still useful in an emergency graphic design situation

i tried to get in to a comedy show, didn't get in, messed up my train home & had to take a lyft..... and yet somehow i wasn't angry until i tried to do today's Connections

randomly watched a season of Face Off from like 2015 and it took 13 episodes to be smacked in the face with steampunk, honestly i thought it would be sooner

screenshot of a listing for a shoe called "Dr. Scholls Insane Bootie, now $69.99" where i circled the shoe name and added "???"

do they let the official dr. scholls shoe namer just do like whatever they want

fallon petted trump on the tippy top of his head like a prized show dog and both grown men loved every moment of it

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it's like when a pet owner does a silly baby voice while petting their cat/dog but are actually saying insults, like "you're a stinky boy ooh you're in trouble, so bad" and the pet doesn't understand but just loves the attention

journalist elites are the pet in this scenario lol

Though I think in the end this probably distanced myself from other people. I replied plenty, but I never clicked Like on anything. I know getting a Like feels good for a moment. My brain's logic was truly "if I like everything, I can't hit Like on anything"

[replying seriously to the semi sarcastic post]

For like 10-12 years on twitter I literally did not read my For You feed. I only followed people I *wanted to hear from* and so I enjoyed my feed 95% of the time

Free idea for kitten rescue-sky: name a litter of kittens after proprietary fast food chain sauces

Most people in our lives think violence is 1) a guy killing another guy, or 2) being mean to a figure who died

To them violence is NOT ice raids, police assaulting protestors, deportations, our legal system, etc etc

People literally don't think war is violence. It's fascinatingly terrifying

this exact style of font was trendy when i was in design school, like in 2008 lol

Diagram I made in adobe illustrator showing measurements for my bed, my window and my current side table, plus about 30 images of various dark brown nightstands scattered everywhere

went a little insane trying to find a new nightstand

people who call themselves political commentators don't know how the institution of journalism works anymore. i feel like it used to be known in general what a newsroom is and how it works

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my roommate just started one of those booktok books and in sentence #1 there's a word that is grammatically incorrect to use how it's being used

this is one of the most popular books in the world 😐

Weirder. I need the mayor race to get weirder. They're trying. It's getting there. More.

i have never spoken to a machine like a human. i've never spoken to siri or alexa. i've only been forced to say like 3 words to an automated phone robot.

if chatGPT is taking over i will be the last one standing ⚔️🛡️

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Omg the tortie with the orange nose 🧡

(it's the elevated acre)

do long-time new yorkers also feel accomplished when they recognize a random location in the city