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Every introvert on my timeline shuddering at that story about Target requiring employees to smile & make eye contact if a customer gets near them. If I still shopped there, I'd be plotting a course through the aisles that avoided all employees like a real-life video game. So many levels of bad 🙃

I work in tech. Tech bros are really bad at measuring the value of things.

The Republicans are going all the way to the Supreme Court to starve hungry children but please tell me again how the shutdown is the fault of the Democrats.

I'm just glad the world is finally starting to notice.

Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.

Also, no one on "the left" is calling for anything remotely like Stalinism.

It's a batshit crazy straw man.

I would say that this aged like fine wine, but everything happened far far faster than even I ever anticipated

Dude ...

Pharmaceutical prices have been an unsolvable problem since the fucking 80s.

That's four goddamned decades of putting profits first, where every other nation seems to have figured it out.

Then there's the rest of the cost of living.

Naw ... I'm done holding my breath.

I, too, need to finish it. It's a great game!

How are these numbers even real? Something's got to collapse.

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

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I would be VERY interested in something like this.

This is pretty wild. I wonder what will come of it.

Also, chaotic systems are fascinating.

Yes. This is how it's done.

If they did math, or facts, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Parasites don't generally kill their host, as they rely on the host for shelter and nutrients.

Billionaires, on the other hand ...

Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

Or he remembers something from a movie from the 80s.

It's a Tree-Rex.

I fear ICE is trafficking the women and children they kidnap.

This thought occurs to me often.

Once you deal with a severely abusive gaslighter, you realize how many people use these tactics and you’ll learn to cut those people out of your life. You know the reality.

Proud of everyone who has gotten away from abusive partners, abusive family members, abusive friends, etc.

It’s not easy and sometimes dangerous. & for those still in it, we are rooting for you, do it when you can get away SAFELY.

It's never too late to grasp that if someone works full-time and receives SNAP, it means YOUR taxpayer dollars are subsidizing the COMPANY because it refuses to pay them a livable wage.