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Two cats on a fuzzy lined window perch. A black and white tux lays across lengthwise, while a gray and white tux lays across the black one.

Father, why are you disturbing our beauty sleeps? #caturday

The United Nations Just Called the Epstein Crimes a Global Criminal Enterprise. Over 1,200 Victims Are Still Waiting for Justice. A panel of independent experts appointed by the U.N.

"A panel of independent experts appointed by the U.N. Human Rights Council has reviewed millions of newly released U.S. Justice Department files connected to Epstein, and they are not mincing words.

They called it a global criminal enterprise."

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Need edit. Forgot alt text: a typical website pop for KNEAD offering a $10 discount, with the opt-out link reading “No thanks, my cat prefers paying full price”

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " Alt: Both? Both? BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD. Miguel and Tulio from the road to el dorado agreeing.

No, wait.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` aliens '' . Alt: The goofy ancient aliens guy with ridiculous hair. Saying ALIENS in very slow motion. With his goofy face and ridiculous hair

My bad, nevermind.

Passive aggressive dark patterns, now for cats!

This court case guarantees an executive tantrum in the form of a war.

Sir this is a tribble

Apple positively stalked me w frequent emails promising all manner of ill wishes if I didn’t return my old phone with a quickness, starting 1 day after purchase. I sent it as soon as my trade-in box arrived. Radio silence for 2 weeks. Today they deigned to lmk I was off the hook. Lil assholes.

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

The cats were dicks again this week, here are my top 10.

An open dishwasher, left open to air dry. The surface inside the door is covered with cat paw prints circled in red crayon.

Tysm with your help air drying the dishes, fur child.

No, Yelp. I didn’t want BAKERY. I wanted PĄCZKI. Thanks for crawling your taxonomy to ensure I’d get a full page of “matching” “sponsors” before moving on to several pages of results for “we have no idea what you want. Is this a bread?”

Unfortunately I only brought one feedbag for myself. More are available for delivery at Costco dot com.

A bag of chips, next to a bowl where you can see they’re sort of “waffle” textured puffy chips.

I do not regret to inform you I love these Soban orange chicken puffs.

As a motorcycle driver I have some concerns.

If Susie Wiles Can't Say Anything Nice About Ric Grenell, She Can Sit Right Here By Us OK, not too close. We only agree on the one thing.

Mean girls goodness.

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So this is… new. An HR(!) person asked if the candidate would live prompt “Based on my past conversations, can you analyze my behavioral tendencies?”

That’s great information. You now know you’re Molly and you in danger, girl.

It’s always so amusing when the parrots do a flyover in San Francisco.

This sounds about as meaningful as Homan’s “drawdown” in MN.

Just saw Pillion and it was genuinely excellent. Such a good weird vibe. Intense kinky sex, power dynamics, family stuff, love stuff, human stuff. Unsurprisingly, Alex Skarsgård remains one of the most beautiful men on the planet.

a woman is screaming with her arms in the air and the words `` im so freakin excited '' . Alt: a woman is screaming with her arms in the air and the words `` im so freakin excited '' .

Your cat

There the same for all intensive purposes 💅

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

No. They don’t need to “go.” They need to be prosecuted.

Hahaha it’s a good dad joke. If your dad was a nazi collaborator. Aka a nazi.

Yassss

5 Things White People Should Stop Saying Right Now I'm a Black woman in Minneapolis and these phrases aren't helping

5 Things White People Should Stop Saying Right Now
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