Demi

this app is super glitchy

i come up w my best posts between the hours of 3 am and 7 am which is highly unfortunate bc im hardly ever up at those times

Shit posting used to be an art. What happened to us?

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is this thing on?

I haven’t been on here in a minute. Anybody alive?

i’m so tired of the comeback talk. bruh, it’s overrrr. quit beating a dead horse with a stick

mma needs to move on from conor mcgregor. that ship has sailed. 2016 is long gone. the sport needs to evolve and grow

we need to work on your sarcasm detection meter

who?

chris weidman went from ufc darling and middleweight champion to losing a fight on the early prelims. you hate to see it #UFC310

that nina marie chick is so pretty. idk why she gets a hard time

ohhhhh ok theo von’s prelim gang gang #UFC310

prelim gang #UFC310

i have 0 clue how danica patrick stays employed as an f1 commentator. her voice is always monotone af and she lacks any form of enthusiasm. she’s SO DAMN BORING and seems outta her league in that sky sports lineup

let’s riiidddee

i guess aliens are invading today. i beg to differ

i need indycar to start using this app bc i have shit to say and i’m ready to interact

late night thoughts. i keep seeing tweets about some healthcare ceo and i have ZERO desire to find out why he’s trending

*whispers* an indycar driver will not be chosen for f1’s 11th team

Am I the only one expecting neither eventual Cadillac F1 driver to have raced in IndyCar?

i’m hoping it was a mistake or i’ll make jan 6th will look lk a picnic

can someone explain the f1 andretti beef to me lk i’m 5?? what am i missing?

100% avoiding all our asses

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

15% off is NOT a black friday sale. sit and spin with that bullshit

good afternoon. my twitters officially dead. my people are sleeping or dead. i’ll just talk to myself

you guys came over here for political reasons? i just need another platform to talk my shit

i’m pretty sure i have a couple rhinoceroses living above me. their footsteps make me feel lk they’re about to crash through the ceiling into my living room

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me trynna stay awake rn #UFCMacau