the difference between the energetic triumphant obama clip and the dusty ass johnson clip with that goofy doofus dancing like a goofball and that decrepit cryptkeeper foxx taking the pen to shove up later yuck

A burger analogy photo comparing women's rigorous skincare routines vs men's virtual lack of skincare routines. The "female bun" is covered in sesame seeds and craters after skincare, while the "male bun" is smooth and soft with minimal effort.

This meme was a lot funnier before transitioning. 😅...😑

#GirlSkin
#SkincareRoutine

damn that’s sad and confusing

you’re agreeing with your own skeet, or did you mean to use your alt account? so you’re like a shit poster or paid troll or what?

goofy bill stays doing awesome free advertising for mamdani

what about the many non or apolitical residents there? surely this is very narrowly applicable

cat must’ve hit that vape

the funding for this is set to 20x in the next four years

he’s a mostly chill dude but he absolutely loses it when touched even just a stabilizing hand while inserting stuff into him.

the most important thing for rescue efforts is that kristi has the right costume on

as for who knows this, why anyone with merely passing knowledge of some relatively obscure topic would know, not to brag but merely humblebrag i got the reference in less than 12 parsecs

ha same, except it’s power tools

in fact i’ve really gotten into the hobby last few years and expanded to cars and jewelry too

just a harmless bit of fun

what was the motivation @nytimes.com ? classism, racism…?

true tho the foot only has 1.5 bones, sorta low bar

he’s an opportunistbro, can’t trust what comes out of his mouth and unfortunately people forget that

think bunny outfits and kinky cosplay

that’s why it’s always good to have music as a fallback career option in case being a ‘banking superstar’ doesn’t work out

and not awkward in the least that’s how it is when you’re classy

paul, weiss and dissociates

jc penney defined fashion

if i stopped to think every time before idiotsplaining i’d basically give out no advice

i dont think people would respect that

he had the shapeliest dick in town, it’s also where we get the phrase ‘nice hotdog dick bro’

it’s way better now btw, basically listen to the 30 second greeting then menu options, hit 13 for medical emergency just 45-47 seconds of ads then get patched to main operator, explain situation, then she adds you to the queue for 911, usually 5-20 mins, then describe issue, verify insurance…

yep heard this from my murder for hire guy, it’s appalling

It is now my mission to flip these seats and take back the house. You can help defeat them, too.

15% of Children’s in Young Kim’s (R) CD-40 district will their child tax credit due to higher family income requires and other impacts

Attention CD-40 voters! Young Kim (R) is voting against your interest again. #CD40 #RepYoungKim

or in keeping w the zeitgeist we could build an extrajudicial detention center surrounded by alligators