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Childish Millennial | Outsider Left | Problematic pop culture vulture with an average set of internet fingers. Stoniest of stoners. Megan Thee Stallion Defense Squad. Kamala shooter. Kim Line-biased ARMY. DNI ๐Ÿ”ž-21. Black women are the superior species.

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Latest posts by armyhottie.bsky.social on Bluesky

Feeling disheartened by the Black men defending Diddy. Iโ€™m literally so disgusted.

03.07.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

racism

16.06.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Them: Tell me your unpopular opinion.
Me: No, I donโ€™t think so. Iโ€™ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we donโ€™t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

07.06.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pride is hard to celebrate when it has devolved to shakinโ€™ ass, poppinโ€™ bussy, and drag when we ignore how and why Pride came to be in the first place.

People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?

Ion like it.

07.06.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will NEVER see Saquon the same, bro. Dig him as a chess piece, but itโ€™s gonna be hard to root for. MAGA, Christian money scheme hustling, and the shamelessness is too much. ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ๐Ÿผ

Itโ€™s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .

02.06.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love men like this frfr

02.06.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see your โ€œcrotch fruitโ€ and raise you a โ€œfuck trophy.โ€

02.06.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard a woman being loudly threatened in a public space with โ€œgirldickโ€ for not having Pride flags with the trans/black/brown colors on it. A trans Karen, if you will.

Howโ€™s yโ€™all Pride going? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ˜’

01.06.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is going on with Indiaโ€™s men jfc

30.05.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It might just me, but has FElon Musk completely disappeared? He was everywhere all the time all at once on the newsfeed and heโ€™s MIA. Did he get deported???

27.05.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hate it for the both of us.

15.05.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The call out???? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.05.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just got banned from Eagles Reddit for talking shit about Saquon ๐Ÿคฃ

14.05.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just got banned by Eagles Reddit for trashing Saquon lol

14.05.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was accidentally pulling from a sleepytime vape and forgot I have a notary coming over for me to sign very important documents ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜ด #stonersky

10.05.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ABOUT ME before you bother:
โœŠ๐ŸพBLACK
๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธstoner
๐Ÿ’œIโ€™m not a regular ARMY, Iโ€™m a cool ARMY.
๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆhomoromantic bisexual (donโ€™t call me queer)
๐Ÿ”ต Outsider Left
๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บkpop hobbyist

ASK ME ANYTHING!

*Will evolve and amend as needed

05.05.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember finishing it, but I honestly didnโ€™t realize how over the top insanely bad the acting is. The stories are ridiculous and everyoneโ€™s a horrible person ๐Ÿ˜ญ

25.04.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Joe Morton on Scandal is AWFUL OMG HOW DID WE WATCH THIS WTF

24.04.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are barbz so ready to shoot at everyone and everything over a butterfly farting?

08.04.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends
'Cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin', jumpin'

07.04.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer bongs personally. Theyโ€™re a pain in the ass, but itโ€™s my favorite method of flight.

31.03.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if I donโ€™t, Iโ€™m grown. I can do what I want! (Behind her back ๐Ÿ˜ฌ)

Whatโ€™s your method of imbibing? Do you have a favorite strain?

31.03.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s your Steam handle? Wanna be friends? ๐Ÿ˜Š

31.03.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a vape so hopefully Iโ€™ll slide and she wonโ€™t notice. I just have to act normal which is difficult for me ๐Ÿ˜†

31.03.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what this is about, but yes. This. All of it.

31.03.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My throat hurts, my sig other knows it, and she wonโ€™t let me be happy ๐Ÿ˜ญ BUT she has to run to the store soon so Imma Be Me! (For the 30 mins sheโ€™ll be gone ๐Ÿ˜ƒ)

31.03.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t stand Cyrus and James on Scandal. I auto-fast forward through their scenes without fail. Huge age gap and neither are attractive. I know this makes me sound like a dick, but itโ€™s my truth.

31.03.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, not yet ๐Ÿ˜ž

31.03.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hardcovers are ornamental.
Paperbacks are functional.

28.03.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been having a hard time getting into The Priory of the Orange Tree. Iโ€™ve started and stopped it twice. I *know* I have to read this book, but snail pace starts are tough for me. Anyone else have this issue with this book? If you loved it, tell me when it starts to pick up ๐Ÿ˜Š #BookSky

28.03.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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