Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone)

goodbye, skyline. it wasn't very real and it wasn't too much fun. I am return to unpostable.

normalize being a snake in the grass. a good snake is a lifelong companion. may not be a long life but its the glomlife. glom on. get glompilled. start saying shit like "better to have glommed and lost than never to have glommed at all." show some spine. let me see the strength of your constrictions

i’m a girl

which is probably for the best

I mean I'll just buy a poncho 😪 Shitshow or shitstorm it's probably a good idea to buy a poncho

real

LMAO ok a lil shit slinging as a treat

I'm proud of you, it doesn't undo the damage but taking the high road is much better for you than schlopping in the muck and drama swamp

lesson learned no rest for the tired quiet and private it's all about the internet drama babyyyyy things can't end reasonably or without drama bc high-school never ends

that's what I was trying to say nicely yea 🥲 I'm terminally offline and my exes tried to pull shit like that on twt to their 24 followers

the punishment of not airing the laundry in front of the internet is having it someone else pick through it and only air what they want to

You're so beautiful and lovely

no, thank u

#1 in my heart

young child's penciled handwriting inside a hand-drawn text box with ornamental rivets: The Key to Gaming - During the late 1900's, video games were not trusted well, but when "Super Mario Bros." was released, everything changed.

excerpt from nephew's oeuvre

that's nothing against you it's just in general, like buying records art magic cards etc shipping makes it so much harder to justify cool shit like this 🥲💕

shipping is so killer to get over the pond 😭

sexy little midriff showing and a little yarn Line hanging off where it could be continued but also unraveled (sexy Weezer moment) ((but like dont actually pull that's too much work to undo))

fully knit/crochet spiderman suit with raised webs Raimi/Toby style

call me "the part that sticks out of the ocean" bc I'm a sub top

it's a song about the signature party staple "i love you red solo cup. (chorus) red solo cup, I fill you up, let's have a party"
very funny mental image of the receptacle you're being poured into(pre party) or out of (ethical cutie consumption) leaving not a drop

this is a short simple poem that was written as a companion piece to the hit song red solo cup

hell yea! I love that for you 💕

I just give him the mon the akatsuki member and what space of my arm and he does his magic they're all so rad

I got him hooked with our big current project, pokemon dressed as akatsuki based on their abilities/the ninjas powers as a full sleeve we've been piecing together for like 2 years now I go get Gardevoir as Konan in 2 weekends hehe only a few more guys and filler then I'm going buck wild

my artist calls dibs and immediately schedules every time I joke about something like "chow down partner" tramp stamp

damn making me look amateur over here 😭 back to the drawing boards I guess

They're always open for you my dear