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Evalon เน‹๐–ฆนโ‚Šเน‹โ‹†

@elfenhonest.bsky.social

โ I am cringe, but I am free โž ๐Ÿค Evalon | 28 | she/her | you've met me at a very Zooey Dachenal time in my life ๐Ÿ’˜ Taken ๐ŸŒ• Logged in from the moon ๐Ÿฆข Swan princess ๐Ÿ‡ Code bunny ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป Nerd, reader, gamer Cursed by a which, I cannot spell ๐Ÿ”ž MDNI | gen AI DNI ๐Ÿšซ

711 Followers  |  404 Following  |  13,230 Posts  |  Joined: 19.03.2025  |  2.01

Latest posts by elfenhonest.bsky.social on Bluesky

EURO BEAT PONY, CRYING

09.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm too old for this one, boys ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're show children

09.02.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discord is always in hot water like they didn't name themselves DISCORD

09.02.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's gonna steal all your rewards and become literate. Now we have performative mail pigeons reading Romantasy in public

09.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was kira, no one would catch me. I'm too slick

09.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly im holding off on discord substitutes for now, 1) i have other shit to deal with, and 2) i don't want another upscrolled fiasco

09.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pigeon must see ID before sending any letters. Must be 18 years or older.

09.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I go through both every week without any genie magic. Call that IBS-C

09.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't believe any child protection measures are being sold by governments with leaders who are in the Epstein files.

09.02.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poosay

09.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get your kid a flip phone instead of all the monitoring grifts sold as child protection.

09.02.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway I canceled nitro, ya'll should do the same

09.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅณ

09.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

09.02.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5151    ๐Ÿ” 2509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Put them in the oven, they warm up better ๐Ÿ’– (30 sec intervals in the microwave till you are happy)

09.02.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least I don't have suicidal thoughts anymore and not blacking out. I just want to sleep. Why is it so hard for meeee???

09.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A blue blob with Dexter Morgan's face on it. Idk, man. I just feel terrible

A blue blob with Dexter Morgan's face on it. Idk, man. I just feel terrible

Raw dogging insomnia

09.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a cartoon of an angel sleeping on a desk surrounded by stacks of books including one that says " in bad " Alt: a cartoon of an angel sleeping on a desk surrounded by stacks of books

I am having trouble sleeping and I am locking in on school so I will be away for a bit. ๐Ÿ’–

09.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man wearing a sleep cap with the words goodnight everybody in my sleepy era below him Alt: a picture of a man, Alucard from Castlevania, wearing a sleep cap with the words goodnight everybody in my sleepy era below him

Goodnight ๐Ÿ’– remember to drink water

09.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is he stupid

09.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only on my core meds at the moment and I have no bad side effects. Omg, I love life again!!

09.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's dashing to doors all right omg

09.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elmo and Grover are my favorite sesame Street monsters ๐Ÿ’–

09.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crying, Elmo is so precious

09.02.2026 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad you feel what we see ๐Ÿ’– you deserve to be sexy and FEEL sexy

09.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We saw you across the bar and your stank vibe"

09.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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