Bree

You know what my favorite song about teeth is? ‘the Rains of Castamere.’ Wait no….actually, sorry that’s about claws”

I wonder if that drunk gal in Philly remembers us making a 2am pact to come back in exactly one year and nail Wild Wild West karaoke together #Iremember #down

One day, I wanna be watching this movie and actually get to see George Bailey get to go to fucking Europe ffs poor guy

I think I could get away with a While You Were Sleeping.

It just got on my rotation!! Love!!!

This band rips 😍

Did the cry emoji on posts for two different beloved small venues closing :(

Over the Garden Wall season

Torture your Capricorn friend having a wedding by asking for the Pinterest board for every step of the way

The great shock of my life is that Gildan ended up producing the softest shirt

I don’t think Courtney Love has social media anymore so I have to go through her depop to get a piece of her freaky thoughts depop.app.link/ILe9hRn6lXb

Knowing that you can in theory use instantcart for spirit of Halloween is dangerous information I wish I didn’t have

I would like to arrange marriages for all my single friends

Can’t handle you dropping third wave coffee in conversation

The only thing I want 100000% more marketing garbage for is the 1962 World’s Fair

Rapture didn’t happen, at least 2 different people playing Audrey Hobert album on different floors all is well

Discussing the roommate rent plan for the upcoming rapture

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Following zero people on social media is the corniest of all pop star moves

I have endless energy and creativity for always making the dumbest stage plot possible

This isn’t cool to say but I want people at Oasis to post more vids of them playing

my WRUW playlist this AM with @kid-tigrrr.bsky.social @comradebree.bsky.social @lisaprank.bsky.social @marthadiy.bsky.social @prettybittermp3.bsky.social @cheekface.bsky.social @hihatchie.bsky.social @tamarberk.bsky.social @popsongsmixtape.bsky.social @thebeths.bsky.social

How do I permanently block any think pieces, news or updates about Sydney Sweeney from every feed

There is no age I will stop throwing theme parties at

I made Robin listen to this long boring dream I had earlier today and then just now just left her a 60 second voice memo about my guilt on this huge spider I killed and how I think we had a past life connection I severed with the flush murder how much money do I owe her :(

I think camping appeals more to people who have not done years of DIY touring

Ben told me he thinks the real Rasputin was prob a combo of David Bowie, Donald Trump and Russell Brand.

A beautiful August afternoon to shop for LOTR shower curtains

Nothin like the last day your hair will look good before having to wash it

Robin just told me that having a plastic cutting board ends up being the equivalent of eating 10 credit cards a year is that true 😕