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Keep seeing a commercial for some drug that can cause swelling between the anus and genitals. Why not just say "may cause swollen taint?"

12.04.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bartender said he was bored so I ordered a ramos gin fizz. Pretty sure he hates me now.

12.04.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH: "so there I am, the best thing you've ever seen on a trampoline"

28.11.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who plays Jesus Christ Superstar on the jukebox? What is wrong with you?

21.11.2024 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A former co-worker sent an email to a customer with a subject line of "dick usage alert" (should have been disk usage)

17.09.2024 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She may be good but damn if I would get that even with the crosses.

28.07.2024 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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