Keep seeing a commercial for some drug that can cause swelling between the anus and genitals. Why not just say "may cause swollen taint?"
12.04.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bartender said he was bored so I ordered a ramos gin fizz. Pretty sure he hates me now.
12.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OH: "so there I am, the best thing you've ever seen on a trampoline"
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Who plays Jesus Christ Superstar on the jukebox? What is wrong with you?
21.11.2024 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A former co-worker sent an email to a customer with a subject line of "dick usage alert" (should have been disk usage)
17.09.2024 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She may be good but damn if I would get that even with the crosses.
28.07.2024 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Import your Twitter follows to Bluesky
I imported 46 friends from Twitter to Bluesky
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