Parallel_LCD

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The car dealership I'm at has Flapjack on the TV

Hello it's me Billy Joel (Armstrong)

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trying something new

rip mob hair

many of you are too zygotic to remember when, for a solid several years, the only high quality upload of the Azumanga Daioh OP on youtube had anti-vax swine flu warnings edited into it

rest in piss motherfucker

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#カヲシン #kawoshin

冬の夜

On my morning commute

Doing everything 100% was like the bare minimum and grounds for you to get laid off. A toxic abusive mindset I thought I could handle cause I was very young. Took me a while to realize this wasn't remotely normal/healthy

This reminds me of all my past jobs that told me I had to show "110% effort" every single day

Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged

Autism be damned, she knows how to play fetch

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

doodle of myself

gpoy
#art

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started playing bloodborne. i named him Yharnam Geezer

I'm not gonna post my Spotify wrapped, but I did get this

Listen, I can't have this shit on Thanksgiving dinner rn

When he opened his laptop, his desktop background was a mess fill of mostly stock images of women. It looked like this

Was losing my shit. Got to hear the man talk about Glen Powell's clean penis, how the FBI deplatformed his Pornhub account, and how the only way to solve Irish racism in America is Irish Zionism. He then showed a video of a CG active shooter drill presented by AI Gavin Newsom.