The Silver Queen

Salute to the white guy with dreadlocks bartending at Chopsticks who got mad I asked him how he came up with that hairstyle 🤡

NO WORKERS? NO STARBUCKS 🗣️

NO CONTRACT? NO COFFEE 🗣️

Charlie Kirk didn't become a martyr. He became a memento mori, because none of them imagined it happening to any of them.

They're not emboldened, they're scared.

I just ran into an ICE agent at Helen’s Market on NW 2. He flashed his badge, bragged about catching people w the cashier. i asked the owner if this was a regular occurrence. He laughed at, said well “we’re all immigrants aren’t we?” before taking my card, pretending not to give it back. #Portland

Look at the we-don’t-give-a-shit-heedlessness of this official statement. A whole cabinet department without ordinary shame.

new york times article a year from now, probably

2011: It’s social media, everyone’s favorite modern version of the printing press 🤗

*10 years later*

We regret to inform you that it’s repeatedly churning out Mein Kampf

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I always hoped I'd just have enough money to replace my own identity documents after my divorce. I just thought I'd be able to save up and have the right moment show up. It never did, and now Trump is deporting legal residents into slavery in El Salvador without due process.

gofund.me/d03b3fba

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Praise Kier.
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Why would you propose this diabolical scenario! 😦

I would like to propose: chekhov’s cum - if two viably reproductive characters have sex on screen more than once they will have a child #severance

Me robbing a lil bit o cash from the Billionaire class by eating a grape without paying at the grocery store

NOOOOOOO

Mood all year

Attention people who hate Old Town:

a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it ALT: a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it

liberals low key cooked with this one

Healthcare insurers all be like "AITA?"

How in the 7 hells did this dude come up with this shit five days ago tho lmaoooo

STOP how is this five days old lmaoooo

Last time we had a culture war with the “Just Say No” phrase everyone just liked the thing instead. It was drugs. No one said no to drugs and now all the cool states legalized weed. 👍🏽

Anyway may the old gods and the new protect our masked hero, may no one ever know his name or speak it anywhere but in our hearts, may the cops fumble to even find out what color his eyes were

UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.

>The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene

dude wrote invocations on his bullets, how is this story getting *more* based?

Good News! Healthcare CEO Gunned Down in Broad Daylight!

Honestly I can’t wait till someone calls me a monster for stating the obvious. No one cares about dead CEOs. And if I am monster take care not to cross me, as just now the rich are falling like flies and monsters are said to be the cause.

If anything the capitalist class dare not utter the known cause of this crime, for few workers would disagree insurance is too expensive and rich Play Too Much.

If this were really a danger, they would cancel the tree lighting. No one would be out shopping tonight. But in their hearts the capitalists know it is no threat to 99.9% of us, and they don’t want to lose any money on panicked shoppers.

It’s so weird how the American media keeps calling the shooting of this CEO “senseless” in the same breath and as describing it as “targeted.” Everyone is very careful not to make it a threat to capital as well, as in the relighting and shopping MUST continue.

It’s so weird how the American media keeps calling the shooting of this CEO “senseless” in the same breath and as describing it as “targeted.” Everyone is very careful not to make it a threat to capital as well, as in the relighting and shopping MUST continue.