BLACK COOCHIE MATTERS 🫶🏾

I had the time of my life in Africa. I really didn’t want to come back

Women who only like straight women are the same as niggas who only like white women. And they both look the same. Dusty with an uneven hairline

2025 is already off to such a chaotic start. Like wtf!?

Never be afraid to start again . Gotta do what’s best for you even if that means starting over .

missing someone you love sucks..

Using Venmo is crazy. Not he is stupid too

My blood sugar doesn’t spike at all when I cook at home

Our food not being safe is so exhausting

But he just told me I don’t have to be perfect, just try my best. And don’t say bad things to myself 🥰. (All because I said he was better at legos 😂)

I love when my kid repeats things I say to him to me. I don’t think he be listening

The peach ones have me in a chokehold right now

Yes. Suckiest part about being single.

Doing absolutely nothing today and loving it

😂😂😂 yea I would have to turn the heat on before I got out the covers

Mine was on 66

That fight was not worth all the hassle i went through to fucking watch it lmao

Friends would be tweeting "free [insert @]" until you could tweet again.

Ahhh the good ole days

But naw fr who told everybody that we want to hear all that loud ass music while we trying to enjoy our food? I would like to tell them it is a lie!

Fuck it. Bite him.

Not Netflix keeps checking my internet speed saying it looks good. Nigga it’s you

Netflix don’t need to host anything else. They can’t get right

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I’m going to soak it in cuz in a few years he probably will be embarrassed to see me

I volunteered at my kid’s school. He was yelling to his friends at other tables and pointing to me saying look it’s my mom. 🥰🥰🥰

This feels like the early days of Twitter