Alex Barker 🎲

I think my favorite corporatism is when they change a system that sucks but works fine into a system that sucks and doesn't work at all. That's great man

Love how every news story right now is just like "Hitler has risen from the dead" and then I see a bunch of conservatives being like "Well as a stupid and evil person, I think this is good news"

Marching bands really are having a big year so far

Kendrick playing tv off at the Super Bowl? The sample on 4x4 by Travis Scott? The Severance S2 finale???

Absolutely crazy run

A lot of people say conservatives aren't creative, but what other group of people could find a way to say DEI with a hard R?

trump issues executive order depicting liberals as the soy wojak

Certified girlypop activities

elon musk on the left

the wet bandits

This would be a certified banger

A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

This post has unintentionally reminded me of the existence of SCP-597, which is unfortunate

@ SCP writers

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

Felt

At one point, one of my exes developed post-concussion syndrome, which causes someone to suffer the symptoms of a concussion for a long period of time. That can include extreme light sensitivity. Might not be the most likely cause, but it's something to consider if you hit your head semi-recently

How life feels after finally leaving the desolate hellscape that is Twitter