Jenner Daelyn

Illo of a celestial person reaching up to grab a star. Based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in 1995. Drawn by gdbeeart in autumn 2021, photoshop.

Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s

Thanks to the unhinged Netflix show “Floor Is Lava”, my 16 month old, who can say about 20 words, can loudly announce “woh ehs WAVA!”

…which prompts my four year old to launch off of furniture with no regard for consequences, but with much dramatic flair.

Great show. 11/10.

#parenting #netflix

In the years away from living in Tucson, I had forgotten that saguaros have SO MANY FLOWERS when they’re in bloom. Like it’s almost silly?

In case it isn’t clear - I’m the one with the giant head and no arms and my kid is the one with the giant legs and the baby is pretty much just a head

A child’s play dough picture showing three pink figures of varying sizes on green grass under a big yellow sun. It’s clearly been made by a very young child

I present to you this stunning portrait of myself and my two kids, rendered in homemade play dough on one of the two cookie sheets we own, made by a very-nearly-four-year-old who was about as disappointed as I was when I said we had to dismantle it so we could use the cookie sheet later

America is collapsing with the grace and dignity of a Denny's foreclosure in rural Missouri in which the owners just put whatever food is left out on the corner

Homunculus Loxodontus

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

I’m re-reading NIGHTBITCH by Rachel Yoder because it’s the most viscerally relatable book about motherhood that I’ve ever read and I needed that healing again. Which probably says much more about me than it does about the book but I also love darkly comedic magical realism and lycanthrope tropes.

🚙 🪿 🚙 🪿

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My baby loves washing their hands and also can’t talk yet so when they want to ask to wash their hands they wander around the house rubbing their little hands together like they’re a tiny Act 5: Scene 1 Lady Macbeth.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Sparkle Smash is totally a drag queen and Gravedigger is a horror queen, but some of them, like Monster Mutt and El Toro Loco are DEFINITELY furries

Let’s keep spreading the word! 📱📢

Great to see all the Support and Shares! We hope to see you all on Tuesday! ✊🏼

#50501movement

Big crowd of many hundreds protesting outside the Tesla dealership in Tucson.

I will never forgive anyone who voted for this garbage.

True, I just wish I didn’t have to spend so much time sweating the basic necessities part rn

I really thought that I’d be able to focus on higher levels of Maslow’s hierarchy by the year 2025, but I wasn’t counting on a bunch of ghouls deciding to break everything because they were mad that, for a brief moment in history, it was socially unacceptable to be a bigoted louse.

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

A yellow bowl holds a mixture of water and bits of flowers and plants and dirt

My kid used some dried flowers from a bouquet and stuff from our yard to make a “potion to help people who are sad be happy”

There’s plenty to share, if you need some ♥️

#parenting

Existing in this tension is fucking hard but absolutely worth it

a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open ALT: a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open

I wish all the fascist goons in power a very merry *the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark*

Trump claimed that DOGE has uncovered billions in “fraud, waste, and abuse.” However, no evidence has been provided, and all public fraud claims from both Elon Musk and Trump have been debunked as false.

and I’m over here eating ridiculous glutton portions because I just went shopping but I know that in two weeks I’m gonna be having my kids’ leftover sandwich crusts and half an applesauce pouch for lunch

We’ve been watching an elephant documentary on repeat lately, and I’m really relating to this elephant family’s food situation - they spend the rainy season absolutely gorging on fruit and nuts and anything they can get their trunks on, and then spend the dry season eating, like, sticks and stuff

Folks are shocked that their institutions, after professing commitments to climate justice and DEI, are now caving to Trump and scrubbing all references.

It's brutal.

And it's the smallest taste of what our students felt when their universities called in the cops b/c they protested a genocide.