QualiaMorgendorffer @jahms - Bluesky Profile

Shakespeare getting dumped from a polycule: A plague on both your spouses!

22.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Decadent ailment.

22.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you tried turning traditional gender roles off?

21.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshwoman actually, just walked into a pub?

20.02.2026 11:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

19.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 1623 🔁 424 💬 20 📌 12

Max Murphy?

19.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The ✨✨drama✨✨

17.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a yellow and orange pokemon with a red eye is standing in the grass . ALT: a yellow and orange pokemon with a red eye is standing in the grass .

16.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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14.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A crumb of sleep please.

12.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ash Wednesday gone wrong.

11.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jk stands for Jesus kidding.

03.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking up bubble pipes online quickly veers into drug paraphernalia.

31.01.2026 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The absurdity of a 1:1 chronological film is the same as a 1:1 scale map.

29.01.2026 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no technology in history has had to be so artificially pushed on people to force them to use it

28.01.2026 09:34 — 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

An old man coming down stairs while carrying a revolver and...what kinda looks like a margarita glass.

I have discovered my favorite Norman Rockwell.

27.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 409 🔁 95 💬 9 📌 15

Two pieces of toast hung from a tree on silken ribbons.

Two other pieces of toast hung from a tree on silken ribbons.

Lovely stroll down the toast path today.

24.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 18560 🔁 5996 💬 197 📌 107

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

23.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 3741 🔁 990 💬 31 📌 22