Jake

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆

Taking notes from this thread because it's a genre I'd love to get more into.

But, I've read The Wager and Lafayette in the Somewhat United States and both were great.

Thanks for the ptsd of the worst radio I ever heard growing up.

I've never been a huge fan of Parks and Rec, but man so much of this has not aged well.

Has anyone made a "You Winsome, You Losesome" joke yet?

All the guys that want to be loud about masculinity wouldn't even be able to pass on the basics.

I really think that the best way to stop an intellectually anemic stylistically milquetoast bad-faith paycheck troll from winning is to stop turning every quarter-assed essay he publishes into the quote-tweet Super Bowl, but by all means, keep fighting your battle as you see fit

Aside from the fact that I know it made me want to make reading a regular part of my life, A Man Called Ove changed me in ways I just don't think I can fully explain.

Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester

It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

Portnoy is incredibly underrated when it comes to punchable faces.

"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Zibanejad scoring while that scumbag Kane tried to backcheck was satisfying to watch.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

A good bowl of ice cream has medicinal healing qualities to it.

Lafreniere is probably asking Kreider if there are any spots for him out in Anaheim.

Can Drury please be fired mid-season?

"You're from Ontario, aren't you?" (derogatory)

The Knicks defeat the Celtics 105-95 to go 2-0 on the season! 🔥

Jalen Brunson: 31 PTS | 3 REB | 5 AST
Karl-Anthony Towns: 26 PTS | 13 REB | 3 AST

Jaylen Brown: 23 PTS | 4 REB | 3 AST
Sam Hauser: 18 PTS | 3 REB

Jenna Ortega has not refused to date me, she has simply refused to articulate her position.

I'm going to get a lot of good reading done with the Rangers on as background noise.

Rangers legend

Vowels per 60

"What vaccines has Max Scherzer had?"

I'm entitled to financial compensation from all the people who said David Quinn would fix this power play.