Richard Staff

Big up from da IRSland

bUgS

Poor Wife Helen

[leaning on podium at an angle previously though scientifically impossible] Bill Ashley…light tower. That’s…that’s real high up there to get with height. JD, do you [shrugging] he, he has no clue I’m wasting my time, right Davey? [pained inhale] But they treat our brave ICE officers so nasty

[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast

Man, there goes my dream of being the subject of a video titled “white boy uses nunchucks crazy style at Mao’s Tomb, shocks patrons and staff”

Norwegian Watergate informant be like “my name is

76 - You Had No Ideas of Your Own with Emma Baccellieri Podcast Episode · Staffcast · 01/28/2026 · 1h 17m

Staffcast back! @hackattackimer.bsky.social @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social to talk boat names, marine traffic, cutting off fingers, the worst flags, bullpen carts, and more!

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‘Fascism is here now’: the US athletes pushing back on Trump’s America World Series winner Sean Doolittle, Super Bowl champion Doug Baldwin and college star McKenzie Forbes have strong opinions on a troubled era

“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent.

Abolish ICE.

We keep us safe.”

@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.

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I hope you didn’t invite that loathsome miscreant “Richard Staff” back to write again

Sir do you condemn the New York Yankees

HEY…I never won a World Series

People come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say “sir” like this, they say “sir please do a crossover sir” and, frankly, we’re doing great work with PODCAST and microphone

in which i found the Sean Doolittle For Mayor of DC exploratory committee

Alternate reality where it's Unc Anne's pretzels

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw not being Woke forever. We begin bombing in five minutes

75 - Are You Carrying the Flame with Batting Around

Staffcast! @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @jane.meangirls.online @tgk.bsky.social and @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com to talk about being unc, Adin Ross' house, Wife Milk, transvestigations, keeping numbers, and more!
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Erm, more doctoring less sportsballing

Where’s the part about Cadillac El Dorados

FROM THE DESK OF RICHARD G. STAFF WINNER OF THE CONTEMPORARY BASEBALL COMMENTARY AWARD: This story has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

I know how to settle this. Let’s call Jason Lane

, with the island

blame @seidler.bsky.social

@hackattackimer.bsky.social soooo true

sorry, can't hear you, too long

I think technically this falls under the umbrella of being a For All You Kids episode

74 - The 19-Foot Long Cadillac with Jeffrey Paternostro and Jarrett Seidler

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social are joined by @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social and @seidler.bsky.social to talk about all the Mets news and definitely not long cars, Jeff Epstein, dead presidents, and novelty Mormon soda. open.spotify.com/episode/0LBh...
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Omar Minaya gave LHP Republican Gonzalez 2/16.75M in the winter of 2006 and he was released during August after allowing 18 runs to Jose Vidro and Jose Guillen’s Nationals

It'd let dear Zeljko put my blood in that mechanized waterslide

Bryce Harper watching Death By Lightning and calling up his Certified Wellness Consultant screaming about how he wants “Graham Bell fingers in his chest cavity” and “bourbon and raw meat shoved up his ass”