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Corey: An August Heaumeau ๐ŸŒˆ

@thealmostbear.bsky.social

(He/Him) LGBTQ+ ๐ŸŒˆ team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ž than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.

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๐Ÿค— And enjoy your weekend!

08.08.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay! Enjoy it for as long as you wish. ๐Ÿค—

08.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capt Jimscott Pike is definitely giving us a tiptop view!

08.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could attempt to say it in a West Country accent if you like. ๐Ÿซข An attempt to be even more charming.

08.08.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWet Made You Say Thatโ€, by Shania Rain.

08.08.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uh. ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿคค Hello. ๐Ÿฅบ

08.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed for the pipe being fixed and getting your hole filled. ๐Ÿค—

08.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And more than understandable. Just happy youโ€™re here. Have a lovely weekend. ๐Ÿฅฐ

08.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s all abuzz here! And lilacs are amongst the scents I love a lot, so yay bees!

08.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*And
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๐Ÿคค

08.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forget the plough, Iโ€™ll have the farmer. ๐Ÿฅน

08.08.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Broadway play is about to win both a Tony and a Writerโ€™s Desk award! โ˜บ๏ธ

08.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow!! Keep up the great work, mister! ๐Ÿค—

08.08.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laundry care finally gets a golden opportunity. ๐Ÿ˜‰

08.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค—

08.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I brought you tea but it was lukewarm?

08.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ Celebrateโ€ฆ good dick, cโ€™mon! ๐ŸŽถ โ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿคค

08.08.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

08.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

08.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. ๐Ÿฅฐ

08.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sigh* ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿคค

08.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAll The Loversโ€ plays in background ๐Ÿ˜Š

08.08.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Jeepie! ๐Ÿค— ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿ˜˜

08.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ Good morning.

08.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahhhhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅน

08.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s bad. Bonds are usually for long-term hiding out when the stock market is low or unstable.

08.08.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well now. ๐Ÿฅน

And the dye job on the fabric looks great!

08.08.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As I go to sleep, Friday will be on my mind.

27.06.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ข I hope itโ€™s a mild case.

08.08.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck. ๐Ÿฅต

08.08.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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