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Not a plant, nor a wise man. 🍜 🍻 ✈️ 🚊 (he/him) https://sageolson.com β€’ https://mastodon.social/@sageolson

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Just watched people taking sleeping medication for a (delayed) flight that has not yet boarded. Bold strategy Cotton etc

04.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

darth I’m going to Sweden and Norway in a few weeks and all of my hotels (even the $80/night one) have on-site washing machines – it’s going to be so nice to have flexibility for laundry day

30.09.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heads up! MTS Route 992 now stops at the elevated departures road that now seamlessly connects the new Terminal 1 to Terminal 2. No more battling chaotic arrivals traffic.

24.09.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Stations and transfers A gallery of drawings depicting the topology of metro stations from different European cities.

Transit nerds, check this out: stations.albertguillaumes.cat

17.09.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The T1 Open House was a neat idea. And SAN is finally getting an airside outdoor patio!

15.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man, 34, is no longer blind after tooth is implanted in eye in 'crazy' surgery Tooth-in-eye surgery sounds like science fiction, but it can help people with severely damaged corneas see again. A patient and his doctors describe what it's like.

TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...

12.09.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2835    πŸ” 732    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 449

Science is effectively dead in the US for at least the next 3Β½ years, and will then take another several years to even get started again. Canceled research doesn’t just uncancel itself, and scientists who find opportunity elsewhere won’t just come flocking back.

The damage is generational.

08.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1440    πŸ” 592    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 19

I think 100% of my rideshare uses the past decade have been because the 928’s schedule is… not good (the last bus leaving at 6pm on Sundays is especially a problem)

30.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never a dull moment

18.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9
Donate to KPBS

KPBS stands to lose $4.3 million in federal funding that Republicans in Congress are clawing back. That’s 12% of our budget.

If you like my reporting on housing, transportation and climate change in San Diego, please donate to help ensure I can keep doing it πŸ™πŸ»
donate.kpbs.org/kpbs/donate?...

17.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I forget, have you watched Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee? She was on the very first NZ episode and in season 2 this comedian named Robbie Nicol was on, and they’re now dating because he developed a crush on her when he saw her on that first episode.

12.07.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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San Diego-based Navy sailor faces separation as transgender military ban takes effect San Diego Navy sailor calls transgender military ban a "betrayal" after decade of service as separation looms

"Frustrating, maddening, disorienting to be told you aren't worthy to do the job you've been doing. You've not worthy to hold the rank you have been selected to promote to," Navy Lt. Junior Grade Sam Rodriguez said.

05.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Half as Interesting β€” Why the US’ 2nd-Busiest Passenger Railway Is Doomed Why the US’ 2nd-Busiest Passenger Railway Is Doomed

nebula.tv/videos/hai-w...

30.06.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI feel like people mistook my 250k for enthusiasm” is something I’ve often found myself saying out loud

25.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4582    πŸ” 575    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 31
We should use this amazing mechanism that's inside a grasshopper leg
YouTube video by Steve Mould We should use this amazing mechanism that's inside a grasshopper leg

Coincidentally, I was watching this video last night – you might find it interesting! youtu.be/xUUW6SYl_ak?...

25.06.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A carpenter bee floats in front of a hand drawn picture of a cartoon bee with a red sign through it

A carpenter bee floats in front of a hand drawn picture of a cartoon bee with a red sign through it

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

15.06.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8913    πŸ” 2625    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 65

darth the first screenshot in that article is… something

13.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

12.06.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9122    πŸ” 2028    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 62
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BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

11.06.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 34472    πŸ” 17073    πŸ’¬ 2261    πŸ“Œ 2513
A screenshot from Reddit of an airplane seating chart with paw prints on the majority of the seats to indicate an underseat or service animal might be there. The OP seemed excited or confused at the prospect of all the seats having animals.

A screenshot from Reddit of an airplane seating chart with paw prints on the majority of the seats to indicate an underseat or service animal might be there. The OP seemed excited or confused at the prospect of all the seats having animals.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Sadly this doesn’t mean there are actually any animals on the flight but wouldn’t this be the greatest flight

10.06.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic. [Two houses next to each other. Piping runs from one underground, connecting it to the other.] [caption] A covertly-installed *Neighbor-Source Heat Pump* takes advantage of the fact that your neighbor keeps their house cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

Comic. [Two houses next to each other. Piping runs from one underground, connecting it to the other.] [caption] A covertly-installed *Neighbor-Source Heat Pump* takes advantage of the fact that your neighbor keeps their house cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

Neighbor-Source Heat Pump

xkcd.com/3099/

09.06.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3109    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 25

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

05.06.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9541    πŸ” 1421    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 24

You know those newish bike lane curb separators on Friars by IKEA/Snapdragon? Saw a truck in my rearview mirror today hit one of those so hard they almost popped over it.

03.06.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
What does China offer that the United States doesn't?
Small hands, a massive, seasonal work force and millions of engineers.
Young Chinese women have small fingers, and that has made them a valuable contributor to iPhone production because they are more nimble at installing screws and other miniature parts in the small device, supply chain experts said. In a recent analysis the company did to explore the feasibility of moving production to the United States, the company determined that it couldn't find people with those skills in the United States, said two people familiar with the analysis who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

What does China offer that the United States doesn't? Small hands, a massive, seasonal work force and millions of engineers. Young Chinese women have small fingers, and that has made them a valuable contributor to iPhone production because they are more nimble at installing screws and other miniature parts in the small device, supply chain experts said. In a recent analysis the company did to explore the feasibility of moving production to the United States, the company determined that it couldn't find people with those skills in the United States, said two people familiar with the analysis who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

like I dunno maybe if you are going to state something weird and racial about half the population of a country of 1.4 billion people you should have… a (?) source ? ??

24.05.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3684    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 302
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Advertising used to be effective.

24.05.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but β€” wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

23.05.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7953    πŸ” 1100    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 86

β€œwhen life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about

05.02.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 575    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 6
a screenshot of the prompt website. you can see that every sentence lines up perfectly in a monospaced font. it will be hard to express this with a screen reader, but basically every paragraph is full, which means lots of writing and rewriting to get it perfect.

a screenshot of the prompt website. you can see that every sentence lines up perfectly in a monospaced font. it will be hard to express this with a screen reader, but basically every paragraph is full, which means lots of writing and rewriting to get it perfect.

we're not sure anyone ever actually noticed…

the prompt 3 marketing copy β€”Β at panic.com/prompt/ β€”Β was all written specifically to be fully-justified paragraphs of fixed-width monospaced characters.

no cheating. no double spaces. but why did we do this

19.05.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Tells Court It Plans to Deport Scientist to Russia

Sociopaths

14.05.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

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