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Yeah I'm making a BLT... a Bird-Like Tweedle! I'm whistling baby

Mensa level

Just want to stop for a sec and give a sincere thank you to whoever invented blankets

Long-sleeve Wuthering Heights t-shirt featuring Heathcliff and Cathy

left sleeve reading "WHATEVER OUR SOULS ARE MADE OF"

right sleeve reading "HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME ♥♥"

my bro is doing pre-orders for a very limited 2nd run of the beloved 2021 amfmpm x vanity publishing WUTHERING HEIGHTS tee and longsleeve, silkscreened and heat-set by hand. get it! vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-... ♥♥

oh HELL YEAH BABY

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

@amfmpm.bsky.social hey man any chance we can get some heathcliff and Cathy shirts to wear to the movie?

Unfortunately I have learned that Jake Paul's fiancee is really fast

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Ugh I have to go to the grocery store AGAIN. It’s like once every six weeks with this crap

Sometimes it’s hard to accept that a person is bad because they are so beautiful on the outside

Let the dough rest for 12-24 hours. I am the dough.

Whole crowd started booing when Samson put the loincloth on lmao

saw a group of scientists looking at my posts and they were all nodding their heads emphatically

idk maybe just ride out the electrical issue and see how it goes, keep it casual

Business idea: take a nap

Every movie should have the subtitle The Bone Temple
For example, When Harry Met Sally: The Bone Temple

Some sellers on Marketplace are simply too beautiful to know what the things they're selling should cost, and I think that's sweet

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

[looking at paintings from a Renaissance master] wow my man sure could do it

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

I regret to inform you that my parents have somehow bought a new TiVo

[beaver dad picking out a Christmas tree with the Home Depot clerk] so which one would you say is the most delicious

She got me

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

When you get into your 30's and 40's pop culture starts making up musical artists. They pretend these fake bands are popular just to make you feel bad

Unfortunately someone that I respect immensely is also hot as hell

Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.

ok computer give papa his dopamine

No drafts folder on this damned app