Next time you hear some maga christian nationalist spouting off about “what is a woman”…please respond with, “I don’t know…what is a child?”

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

So when will Fox and Friends be taken off the air for Brian Kilmeade advocating on air for the murder of homeless people?

Nothing says “I paid a doctor to get me out of military service” like The Department of War.

People are put off Woody Allen by his appearance in Moscow? Wow - it was the pedophelia that put me off him decades ago.

RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:

If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.

But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.

Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me. I was raped three times a day. Ghislaine must die in prison.”

Ok folks, let get those creative thinking hats on. What 🐂💩lie is Maxwell going to make up in exchange for her pardon?

Ok, let me get this straight…Maxwell had information that could have helped her, but she did’t use it at her trial to cut a deal. Now that Cheeto Hitler’s feet are to the fire over the Epstein files, and she may be able to lie her way into a pardon, she has information to share?
Sure.

As teachers (at least here in Mass) we spend a lot of time raging about DESE and how their ill informed policies make our lives harder. We don’t devote nearly enough ire at ASCD. Teachers, how many half-baked policies have we endured because an administrator read something in a book from ASCD?

It does crack me up how much the conservative, “pro-life” crowd loves Yellowstone. How many people did the Duttons kill with zero accountability? Very on brand for modern republicans.

Thou Shalt Not Use My Alligators For Fascism.

Seriously, delete your Etsy account if you have one.

Today I found out Etsy is selling racist “Alligator Alcatraz” merchandise. I encourage you to stop shopping on Etsy as long as they sell this cruel, racist trash, and let all of the shops you have bought from in the past know you can’t buy from them as long as this stuff is on sale there.

💯 pass it on…📢
#resist

I will never get tired of watching Charlie Kirk get his ass handed to him by students at Cambridge.

Ok parents of autistic children, it’s time to rally the lawyers and sue HHS to protect our children’s health records. How do we get this going?

Oh behalf of the parents of children with autism across this great land, I would like to formally invite Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to fuck all the way off.

If you love your library, listen up…

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This!
100%

Am I the only licensed educator out there who wants to start pushing back on DESE requirements now that Linda McMahon is the secretary of education? How many of us are better educated and more experienced but are subjected to this halfwit’s ill informed whims?

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This should INFURIATE you

Isn’t this how The Last of Us starts?

Ummm… 👇

See the problem?!

I don’t know John…maybe the time to think about this was before you told him he was immune as president?