aiwen!🍃永不坠落的朝阳

why is half of joji’s new album songs that are less than 2 minutes long. DUDE!!!!!!!!!

as kaul hilo's personal lawyer--

he DISLIKES HILO? put him in the jade bathtub.

may have overcorrected for my terrible reading year last year by pounding ten books since the start of this year

seeing mutuals correct it is like :( you killed da whimsy........

i remember discussing this w/ you. every time i see a fedex package land in one particular warehouse of theirs i know i'm not seeing that shit for another two weeks

poet empress triple platinum

usps: we’re still across the country but we will get to you tomorrow #trust
ups: give me a sec, but you can depend on me
fedex: and let’s stop in new jersey… and then ohio… and then illinois……. why don’t we stop by kansas…… might as well swing by texas……. now for colorado……..

rhymes with pissin’. be serious.

they say it like NISS-uhn. like what the hell

british people will dog on american pronunciations and then pronounce nissan like that

cigarette (2023)

love seeing the poet empress going triple platinum across the bookish community this year

More trigunky

it was literally like an extended simulation of the house of reps 🫩 one could even say it was congress larping

it had a lab too. ugh

YAYYY THE FOX WIFE

i thought it was so funny i had to leave it

wow! i’m hitting him with my car and then backing over him

book checkoint

last: THE FLAMETHROWERS, rachel kushner

current: THE DEVILS, joe abercrombie; ABOUT A PLACE IN THE KINKI REGION, sesuji

last added to tbr: THE LAST CONTRACT OF ISAKO, fonda lee

next: QUEEN OF FACES, petra lord

in 2016 btw.

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college (but it gets funnierworse)

chinese pop culture :)
mass media
american political parties
congress
american presidency

i can’t watch this season. I Can’t.

my peeve is less about circling the point and more that "i'm to the point that" is nonsensical and sounds terrible as sin!!!!!!

i haven't respected the academy's opinion on music since interstellar lost to the grand budapest hotel for some incomprehensible reason in 2015 so i don't know why i expect them to make the right choice this year. but a dumb bitch can dream

golden isn’t even the best song in the movie. for starters. at best it’s third

i say this as an asam person if I Lied To You loses at the oscars to Golden i’m going to blow things up

“i’m to the point that” girl. “i’m at a point where” please. Please. i can’t go on like this.

THE EVERLA—

me: i love reading yayyy good books if i sacrifice a few hours of sleep during the week i can rip through so many
my body: you think…..you can sacrifice a “few” hours of sleep? at your big age? i will give you an exhaustion that jesus bearing the cross could only dream of