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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr

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mariners won

11.10.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2115    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

11.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2150    ๐Ÿ” 317    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

๐Ÿคข

10.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

09.10.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1710    ๐Ÿ” 729    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

06.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9111    ๐Ÿ” 4048    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

cold take tbh (because it's obviously true)

05.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something

03.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"

02.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
jane goodall sitting on a wooden bench, wearing black pans and a black turtleneck or mock neck, a large leaf pendant necklace, and a large earthy green scarf with aua and brown patterning around the edges, looking off to the side with a knowing smile

jane goodall sitting on a wooden bench, wearing black pans and a black turtleneck or mock neck, a large leaf pendant necklace, and a large earthy green scarf with aua and brown patterning around the edges, looking off to the side with a knowing smile

a young jane goodall, long blonde hair pulled back into a loose ponytail, holding worn binoculars with a slight smirk

a young jane goodall, long blonde hair pulled back into a loose ponytail, holding worn binoculars with a slight smirk

it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe

01.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 401    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?)
her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

princess of the underworld

01.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10531    ๐Ÿ” 2870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom โœŒ๏ธ

30.09.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1034    ๐Ÿ” 561    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

29.09.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4447    ๐Ÿ” 1068    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Dear God

30.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

26.09.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5292    ๐Ÿ” 2203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the post office is a public service. it doesnโ€™t need to make money. public transit doesnโ€™t need to make money. the library doesnโ€™t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

25.09.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9755    ๐Ÿ” 4445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

this is it, this is the halloween season where i finally read house of leaves

25.09.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of my zine 'Iconic' about LiveJournal icons, a bunch of colorful 100x100 pixel images all set out in a grid 

"A zine about design, aesthetic and LiveJournal icons from the early 2000s"

The cover of my zine 'Iconic' about LiveJournal icons, a bunch of colorful 100x100 pixel images all set out in a grid "A zine about design, aesthetic and LiveJournal icons from the early 2000s"

Did you used to make LiveJournal icons? Do you still have some of the ones that you made? I'm looking to include more icons in the second print run of my LiveJournal Iconic zine and would love to see yours!

Share them here: form.jotform.com/252444103676...

02.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,

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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

22.09.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6327    ๐Ÿ” 1827    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.

22.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23045    ๐Ÿ” 8654    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice.

Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT."
IT IS ART.
YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

22.09.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3387    ๐Ÿ” 1694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

21.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5265    ๐Ÿ” 1174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
a digital drawing of Neema Kraa, a black woman wearing black clothing and a purple armband with Raven wings behind her. She is backlit by stained glass windows in sunset colors.

a digital drawing of Neema Kraa, a black woman wearing black clothing and a purple armband with Raven wings behind her. She is backlit by stained glass windows in sunset colors.

I loved The Raven Scholar so much I had to go ham on some art for it! KRAA KRAA

14.06.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
HUNTR/X fanart from Kpop Demon Hunters. Mira, Rumi, and Zoey look to the left and stand battle ready with their weapons drawn. They are framed by 3 vertical blank rectangles in the background.

HUNTR/X fanart from Kpop Demon Hunters. Mira, Rumi, and Zoey look to the left and stand battle ready with their weapons drawn. They are framed by 3 vertical blank rectangles in the background.

Run, run, we run the town // HUNTR/X ๐Ÿ’œ
#kpopdemonhunters #kpdh #myart

19.09.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1155    ๐Ÿ” 485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it's so hard to care about work when friends and food and outside all exist. pretty mad that work is necessary to afford enjoyment of those things

19.09.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i do want this in t-shirt form

19.09.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of me in my Dionysus costume (red chiton, leopard print cape, purple curly wig, horns, vine leaf crown) lying face first on the ground. It is paired with a screencap of a post that reads 'Sometimes I'm like "ancient greek plays are so old, how am I going to relate to the characters?" but then' and then a photo of the script for The Frogs which says "Dionysus (doing everything wrong): Like that?"

A photo of me in my Dionysus costume (red chiton, leopard print cape, purple curly wig, horns, vine leaf crown) lying face first on the ground. It is paired with a screencap of a post that reads 'Sometimes I'm like "ancient greek plays are so old, how am I going to relate to the characters?" but then' and then a photo of the script for The Frogs which says "Dionysus (doing everything wrong): Like that?"

Another photo of me in the same Dionysus cosplay, this time standing up triumphantly. This one is paired with a photo from the script to The Bacchae which reads "[enter Dionysos] Okay ladies, up we get, no more crouching, no more sobbing."

Another photo of me in the same Dionysus cosplay, this time standing up triumphantly. This one is paired with a photo from the script to The Bacchae which reads "[enter Dionysos] Okay ladies, up we get, no more crouching, no more sobbing."

A third picture of me as Dionysus, this time drinking a red boba drink. It is paired with a scene from The Frogs, except edited to be about boba instead of soup. It reads, "Dionysus: I can't describe it. But yet I'll tell you in a riddling way. Have you e'er felt a sudden lust for boba?
Heracles: Boba! Zeus-a-mercy, yes, ten thousand times."

A third picture of me as Dionysus, this time drinking a red boba drink. It is paired with a scene from The Frogs, except edited to be about boba instead of soup. It reads, "Dionysus: I can't describe it. But yet I'll tell you in a riddling way. Have you e'er felt a sudden lust for boba? Heracles: Boba! Zeus-a-mercy, yes, ten thousand times."

I made these memes of myself. Please enjoy. It's, uh. Culture.

#cosplay #mythology #greekmythology #dionysus #dionysos #bacchus #thebacchae #thefrogs

19.09.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

18.09.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2048    ๐Ÿ” 872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

In case I haven't said it enough recently, I HAVE WRITTEN BOOKS, AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM!

The Map and the Territory is an apocalyptic picaresque about finding hope not in Saving the World but in choosing to live in it together--even when it's broken--and making it incrementally better. ๐ŸŒฑ

18.09.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
painting by guoldu of a robot laid on a slab, dissasembled in low lighting

painting by guoldu of a robot laid on a slab, dissasembled in low lighting

painting by guoldu of a goat with red eyes on a hilltop with very large clouds and a red sun

painting by guoldu of a goat with red eyes on a hilltop with very large clouds and a red sun

painting by guoldu of a man in robes holding a dizi while staring off into space. he is surrounded by laughing women in varying states of decay

painting by guoldu of a man in robes holding a dizi while staring off into space. he is surrounded by laughing women in varying states of decay

painting by guoldu of two men in tradition korean attire standing back to back in a purpleish bamboo forest. a floating tiger head above them

painting by guoldu of two men in tradition korean attire standing back to back in a purpleish bamboo forest. a floating tiger head above them

I'm looking for illustration work! Please consider me for your next indie novel or magazine cover, splash art or album cover :) Particularly interested in mechs, queers, mammals and intricate clothing. Flexible rates for independent publishers and BIPOC self-pubbers.

guoldu@proton.me

guoldu.com

17.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A drawing of Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen is asking "Wangji, you look so happy recently, is it because of the young master Wei?", Wanji doesn't reply

A drawing of Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen is asking "Wangji, you look so happy recently, is it because of the young master Wei?", Wanji doesn't reply

Twin Jades!!
The delight of pestering your baby brother

#mdzs

17.09.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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