special agent bean

thank you for this... well i guess it's not a rec but it has gotten me a delightful influx of comments on this fic 🥹💝

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

small crab eating a grape (important)

An illustration of Nie Huaisang holding the beheaded head of his brother, Nie Mingjue, in his left hand and a bloodied fan. Behind him are Ox Head and Horse Face, the guardians of the underworld in Chinese mythology. In front of him is a white peony covered in blood.

Nie Mess-With-Me-I-Mess-With-You Huaisang

i'm so sorry 💛

A screenshot of the Overdrive search interface, showing a search on the key word "tuomala" and the book The Map and the Territory by A.M. Tuomala available to request as a library hold.

Exciting news! I've been working with @candlemarkandgleam.bsky.social to get their catalogue of ebooks available on Overdrive/Libby--and I just got confirmation that it's gone through!

If your library uses Overdrive/Libby, you can now request that they acquire The Map and the Territory as an ebook!

A cream rectangle with an orange border and the text MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH over a background of simple line drawings of books

The same background with text that reads: -Read the physical books that you've already bought and hoarded in the month of March -Discuss your reading and track your progress with the hashtag #MarchStash -Follow @marchthruyourstash on Bluesky for prompts, encouragement and tracking graphics!

Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!

getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza

i want this blanket so bad dude

February 27 - signups open March 6 - signups close March 11 - assignments out April 24 - works due May 1 - works revealed May 8 - creators revealed

Are you excited?? Here's the full schedule for Remix Exchange 2026.

my sinners fanart

YEAAAH CONGRATS TO SINNERS

let’s be primitive horses with mama

PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT

i'm a lesbian but i've got EYES

01.23🎂
#MDZS
#蓝忘机0123生日快乐
#0123藍忘機生誕祭

Happy birthday, King😌
#mdzs #0123藍忘機生誕祭 #蓝忘机0123生日快乐

digital painting of wei wuxian and lan wangji dressed in plain clothing in front of a field, river, and mountains. wei wuxian is holding two red flowers and lan wangji is holding a sheaf of wheat. They gaze at each other fondly

our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!

some people need to be lightly dismembered for reasons of child safety and he's the man to do it

WangXian illustration

WangXian illustration

WangXian illustration

WangXian illustration

"Dawn light | Noon | Deep night | Twilight"

Happy birthday to Lan Wangji from Changyang!🎉
Oh, nobody draws yearning so good as Changyang!🥹💙❤️

weibo.com/5541843220/Q...

#蓝忘机0123生日快乐
#mdzs
#mxtx

망기생일축하🩵❤️

#蓝忘机0123生日快乐
#0123藍忘機生誕祭

happy birthday to the most important fictional but real-in-your-heart guy of all time 💛 do something gay and unhinged in honor of hanguang-jun today

Baby Lan Zhan and Mother
(sketch request from my Patreon ✨🐇)
#MDZS

Lan Wangji birthday illustration

WangXian birthday illustration

Happy birthday to Lan Wangji from #mdzs Weibo! 🎉🥹💙❤️

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#蓝忘机0123生日快乐
#魔道祖师
#mxtx

A drawing of Wei Wuxian sitting behind the desk, bending working on some talismans. Lan Wangji sits beside him with some plates of food in one hand. He pats Wei Wuxian’s head with his other hand and smiles gently

My fave post-canon scenario is WWX returning to inventing some cool talismans. Lan Zhan makes sure Wei Ying doesn’t forget to eat.

#mdzs #wangxian

if there's one thing i'm gonna do. it's go ham over lan wangji's birthday

LWJ with his scarred back shown. His right hand is running through his hair.

LWJ is in between WWX’s legs. He is taking off his clothes. There are sparkles surrounding his face. WWX, laid back with his arms above his head, poutingly: Lan Zhan… you really are too much for my heart… LWJ, his left hand placed beside WWX while his other hand spreads WWX’s legs wider: ? WWX, sighing: Stripping your clothes like that~ You’re lethal, gege ♡ Come closer~ LWJ’s speech bubble is blushing: … ///

It’s lwj month!!! 💙

#忘羡 #wangxian

Save the date! Full schedule coming soon, but MXTX Remix is back for round six this year, with signups opening on February 27. See you there!

this video made me so happy :') although maybe mostly from seeing my beloved friend penny

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.