Let some mysterious chunk of space debris
Puncture the roof and set me free
@secretbranch.bsky.social
I'm a semi-circle: well rounded, but edgy as hell. (He/Him). face behind mtgcolortheory on twitter/yt
Let some mysterious chunk of space debris
Puncture the roof and set me free
A man reads a newspaper headline that reads "Fed OKs Disney-Reality Merger." The man says "dang, Disney finally merger with reality itself. A woman next to him says "that means everything has the potential to be in Kingdom Hearts!"
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every year i stop 5 potential mass shootings from happening by having sex with guys that are weird
11.02.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 893 ๐ 42 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 3the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch
16.02.2025 18:38 โ ๐ 3059 ๐ 795 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 25happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20.01.2025 14:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ALLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16.01.2025 12:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Men? more like Moan
16.01.2025 12:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0iโm genuinely fascinated by americans and chinese citizens interacting online in a major way for the first time in history, i have no idea what will come of it but one of the cultures will more heavily influence the other eventually and it seems like china is winning that so far
16.01.2025 03:45 โ ๐ 4494 ๐ 255 ๐ฌ 173 ๐ 41serendipityfalcon.bsky.social@ser...โข3m Many of her policy proposals were unlike Biden 2 ... brewred.bsky.social@brewred.bsk... โข 2m โข Incomplete Profile Name 3 1 ... serendipityfalcon.bsky.so... @serendipityfalcon.bsky.social I'm not here to be quizzed by you. Follow
15.01.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 1297 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 7I cry when I'm hungry
Something is wrong with my brain
probably some of the math they're doing is "young people are so genuinely angry about abetting the genocide in Palestine that we need to replace the young people. what about people with no political compass?" this is bad math that will make their problem worse
31.12.2024 17:56 โ ๐ 793 ๐ 75 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 3the acceleration of the carceral state in my lifetime has aided only the corporations who have benefited therefrom and done so at immense human cost, and we see it in policing, prison, military โ in schools too. a profound human evil. somehow we must organize and act around this
02.01.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 713 ๐ 118 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon
03.01.2025 03:19 โ ๐ 1220 ๐ 132 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 6merry christmas, gang!!!
26.12.2024 06:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)
25.12.2024 02:56 โ ๐ 1634 ๐ 114 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 6This son of a gun right here
11.12.2024 03:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Liberals: Itโs not a genocide!!!
Israelis: We love this genocide
A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."
18.10.2024 13:53 โ ๐ 44842 ๐ 7577 ๐ฌ 336 ๐ 312maat wggiins
18.10.2024 06:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0tell librarian to get his ass over here, we need him more than ever
18.10.2024 03:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my alter ego
18.10.2024 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This simple tool finds your Letterboxd besties, people who have listed the same favorite films as you on Letterboxd. [letterboxd-besties.glitch.me]
10.10.2024 15:12 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 42a picture of my twitter header, name Andrew Quar-Hunte-Ined, @secretbranch98. My profile pic is me in a red shirt, glasses, and springy santa hat, banshee-screaming into a microphone, with just enough blur that it's funny.
my alter ego
18.10.2024 03:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The one selfish thing I'll say re: Somertonโ feels wild for me to have been repeatedly falsely accused of "profiting off of fan/queer communities I had no connection to", and "using my cowriter as a shield" for YEARS and then James just. Did that for real. For years. And raised over $80,000 doing it
03.12.2023 07:31 โ ๐ 189 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0u know twitter's getting worse bc i'm considering using this more and more
19.09.2023 11:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Re-opening commissions! Email silverthegold@gmail.com if youโd like to make a request, inquire about pricing, etc. ๐ซต
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