Andrew Servingc Hunte

Let some mysterious chunk of space debris
Puncture the roof and set me free

A man reads a newspaper headline that reads "Fed OKs Disney-Reality Merger." The man says "dang, Disney finally merger with reality itself. A woman next to him says "that means everything has the potential to be in Kingdom Hearts!"

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every year i stop 5 potential mass shootings from happening by having sex with guys that are weird

the volume of great stuff we never see because somebody was afraid it was cringe is among the more damning aesthetic phenomena of this sad epoch

happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ALLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men? more like Moan

i’m genuinely fascinated by americans and chinese citizens interacting online in a major way for the first time in history, i have no idea what will come of it but one of the cultures will more heavily influence the other eventually and it seems like china is winning that so far

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I cry when I'm hungry
Something is wrong with my brain

probably some of the math they're doing is "young people are so genuinely angry about abetting the genocide in Palestine that we need to replace the young people. what about people with no political compass?" this is bad math that will make their problem worse

the acceleration of the carceral state in my lifetime has aided only the corporations who have benefited therefrom and done so at immense human cost, and we see it in policing, prison, military — in schools too. a profound human evil. somehow we must organize and act around this

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

merry christmas, gang!!!

baby i was born this way (unable to wrap presents any good)

This son of a gun right here

Liberals: It’s not a genocide!!!
Israelis: We love this genocide

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

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tell librarian to get his ass over here, we need him more than ever

my alter ego

Letterboxd besties Who has the same (amazing) film taste as you?

This simple tool finds your Letterboxd besties, people who have listed the same favorite films as you on Letterboxd. [letterboxd-besties.glitch.me]

a picture of my twitter header, name Andrew Quar-Hunte-Ined, @secretbranch98. My profile pic is me in a red shirt, glasses, and springy santa hat, banshee-screaming into a microphone, with just enough blur that it's funny.

my alter ego

The one selfish thing I'll say re: Somerton— feels wild for me to have been repeatedly falsely accused of "profiting off of fan/queer communities I had no connection to", and "using my cowriter as a shield" for YEARS and then James just. Did that for real. For years. And raised over $80,000 doing it

u know twitter's getting worse bc i'm considering using this more and more

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